how do you guys stand waiting for your pizza to cool when you're

God I'm gay

For me its the McChicken.

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>>8533738
if you don't eat your pizza fresh out of the oven and burn your mouth on it you're a fucking knuckle dragging nigger and deserve to be gassed

>>8533738
wait.. when you get a pizza is it not cooled enough by the time the delivery guy gets there?

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>>8533738
I find that making it without sauce really helps cool it down

>>8533738

I'm never so hungry that I can't wait an extra 5 minutes to eat.

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>>8533756
wagie job having normie get OUT
i NEED my pizza right the heck when I finish making it you SCUM

>>8533738
>le cold pizza is epic meme
i wanted r/cooking to leaving

Pizza really shouldn't that hot by the time you've removed it from the oven and cut it, unless it's covered in a ridiculous amount of sauce and cheese, and I'm not talking typical American take away amounts either.

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>>8533738
>cold pizza

>>8533763

You forgot to add that I'm not fat

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>>8533765
>>8533771
it's not cold, it's just not 400 degrees anymore

i retrieve it when it's at optimal temperature

>>8533738
>ergonomic

Learn big words before you utilize (that means use) them, boy.

>>8533779
>a bag of sand
Hmm guys what do you think he meant by that?

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>>8533738
You could almost say that it's handy

Get used to eating it hot.
It's better that way.

>>8533809
it's what pizza that doesnt sit in the snow tastes like

have you ever taken a really fat shit out in the snow to cool it down before you flush it?

>>8533817
yes

>>8533738
I don't eat shit restaurant pizza, but when you take a home cooked one from the oven you have to rest it on a rack to let the sauce and cheese setup or you end up with a runny mess. Of couse I'm using fresh mozzarella and homemade tomato sauce, so the chemicals aren't in it to keep it solidified.

I dip it in cold ranch dressing

>>8533755
>white pizza
I feel you bro, only niggers eat sauce