Do you actually read what's in your food? I looked at a

>>8530915
yeah, it always amazes me how many calories a serving of mayo has

>>8530924
I mean how do they get away with it? No wonder people are fat

>>8530915
jokes on you
i only buy whole plant foods at a supermarket

>>8530963
Not really seeing as I didn't buy it and only had a tiny bit

what did you think mayonnaise was made out of before?

>>8530915
It blows my fucking mind that people don't read packages. I grew up in the hood too so I did my share of honeybuns, ramen and barrel juice, but letting that shit carry over into adulthood is fucking unforgivable. It's like not knowing how to pay your taxes or build a resume.

I usually do after I eat it. That seems retarded at first, but when you consider that the majority of the packaged goods i buy usually have ingredients lists that are like 4 things long it doesn't really seem like that big of a deal.

>>8530915
Mayo is an emulsion of a fatty egg yolk and oil
It's a condiment made of fat and you didn't expect it to have fat in it?
You should educate yourself on food in general
Next you're going to say something about ketchup being almost 100% tomato I bet

Of course it's mostly fat, you retard.
It's made out of fucking OIL

>>8530915
how do people not know what mayonnaise is?

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>>8530915
>OP's surprised that an egg-based sauce is fatty

>>8530915
NIACIN
FOLIC ACID
REDUCED IRON
THIAMINE MONONITRATE
RIBOFLAVIN

B-but they're just vitamins anon!

Get fucking real, Google the shit you eat.
>hazards to humans
>eats it six times a day

Wake me up inside.

Eh, I check calories, protein and carbs.

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>>8530915
Isn't it crazy, and have you ever noticed how much sugar there is in honey OP?

>>8531131
How does your dick taste. Maybe you could stop sucking it for a second and stop acting like a faggot

>>8531161
I saw someone on this very board... the fucking FOOD AND COOKING board say that mayo was dairy

most people are incredibly stupid when it comes to food.

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>>8531253
you should be saving that stuff my nigga

>>8531320
>taking the bait

>>8530915
Make your own creamy dips/sauces by adding shit to greek yogurt, instead of mayo/sour cream etc.

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>>8530915
i know! i'm litterally shaking right now

really makes you think

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>>8530915
Welcome to the family son

>>8531139
dude what the fuck nobody told me relish had pickles! i'm allergic to pickles!

fucking retards

>>8530986
Water and milk!

well even real mayo is an emulsion of oil in egg, the cheap stuff is often just the oil

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>>8530986
I rarely eat mayo

>>8531139
I rarely eat mayo so how would I know

>>8531149
Rude

>>8531162
Double rude

>>8531756
>that sage won't work the way you think it will

That's because you are blind consumer.

Try to make stuff yourself just once and you will shortly realize how much fat, sugar, salt and additives are used in the food industry.

>>8530915
>mayo is fat!

wew lad
Are you also aware oil is 100% fat and not a suitable drink?

>>8531705
sure bud, it's not ck being retards

remember which thread we are in? where OP didn't know oil is the chief ingredient in mayo?

faggot

>>8530915
What do you think mayo is made of?
It's oil and eggyolks with a little stuff to add taste.