I'm too drunk to drive right now but I ran out of mixers

just mix with water

>>8526932
This

>>8526932
>>8526940
let me be clear though, this is the bottomest of bottom shelf vodka

Yes

It's awful

Just water down your vodka as much as possible, it really does make it better

>>8526930
Add strongly brewed coffee and you'll have a poor man's white russian

>>8526930
>>8526932
>>8526940
>>8526946
>>8526949

>alcoholic loser problems

>>8526930
Fun fact, Alcohol will curdle milk, for anyone that wants to know why this is a bad idea.

I've been in this situation many times, and the answer was simply to do shots. Cold shots, vodka stays in the freezer.
You really mix it with water? I figured it was better to leave it concentrated and chase the shots with water. How is gulping down a tall glass of water with cheap vodka in it? Better?

add coffee or use water

>>8527513
This. Do shots and drink water after. When i was in motherland, we did shots and drank water Out of a bucket with fresh spring water.

>>8526930
if it tastes terrible then you should just drink it as quickly as possible. Chase with some water.

Drink a shot then eat a dill pickle. Only proper way to drink vodka

>>8527388
>no friend fat loser bitching

>>8527539
pour a bit of the juice in with the shot or drink a shot of pickle juice with it. no need to eat an entire pickle as a chaser
>t. college student so poor I need to use every part of the pickle jar

>>8527427
its been a long time since ive seen a fucking comment that contains this level of stupidity.
>tfw white russian
fucking kill yourself you stupid asshole moron.