im making sushi roles for the first time /ck/ what do you think,

>>8526907
Are you really going to stay there until someone replies?

>>8526907
Needs more poptart

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>>8526911
fuck you i just rolled it, and i think i fucked up

>>8526907
>cream cheese in a sushi roll
>fuck off

>>8526919
It's time to stop.

What is this dogshit.

>>8526920
Never been to Japan then?
Seriously, they lap that shit up.

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imma try another roll guys

>>8526920
Are you retarded? Cream cheese with shrimp is quite common.

>>8526945
Do it carefully, this is no competition

>>8526907
Go buy a fresh avo you mong. That shit is disgusting

>>8526953
the cado is like 2 days old

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roll 2 came out much better

Please don't.

>>8526907
looks great anon. Try it with the rice inside first to get the hang of rolling them, then do the inside out.

>>8526907
i bet you used fucking minute rice didnt you faggot

>undercooked shrimp
>rotten avocado
>terrible rice
>cream cheese
The only thing that can save this roll is you killing yourself

>>8526969
Don't quit your day job
You don't have to use such a huge piece of nori btw it looks like your roll is a bit bigger than it needs to be

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>that avacado
holy fucking shit
you know this faggot eats those all the time.

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nice rolls op

im about to make some dessert sushi

>>8527028
ty for saying everything that needed to be said.

>>8527142
https://youtu.be/cYiQRl83olA
made Oreo sushi, was pretty damn good. glad I added peanut butter

>>8526948
>>8526935

cream cheese with shrimp can fuck off.

>>8527347
Please end your life immediately.

>>8527351
fuck you

>>8526907
Why would you make sure to take the most unappetizing as possible picture of the sushi?

Your avocado is rotten

>>8527347
I'm not sure which would be more pathetic. If that's your real voice or if you're unironically doing "le funnay weird voice xDDD ecksdee"

Kill yourself, you fucking waste of oxygen. In a hundred years the worm shit from your decomposed corpse will help grow a head of lettuce and that lettuce will amount to more than anything you've done in your entire life.

>>8527347
Holy shit you fat fu/ck/ do you seriously weight like 500 pounds? Those fatass hands holy shit youre going to be dead in like 10 years, tops

>>8526907
Why would you use inferior shrimp when you could get some crab/imitation crab that tastes infinitely better?

>>8527527
>imitation crab
why would you suggest this?

Unless you live in a flyover, just get crab meat.

>>8527347
>let's add rice to my oreos and peanut butter so I can say it's a meal and not just a really bad snack

>>8527480
Watch some of the other videos. The autism is off the fucking charts

>>8527537
Imitation is cheaper and tastes the exact same in sushi
Its just fish thats made to taste like crab idgaf

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>>8526907
I'm sure you'll improve with practice. I've always made rice-on-the-inside style, but one thing I'd think would help either way is if you start with your fillings near one edge of the nori, rather than in the center. Who knows though, like I said never made it with rice on the outside.

Fortunately, even with shitty rolling like your first try, it will taste as good as if you rolled it well. :-)

Pic: no matter what you do, it will be better than this

>>8527347
I learned how to make a tasty snack while laughing, subscribed!

>>8526945
Your mat is the wrong way around, lay the fillings the same ways the bamboo(?) go, then you can pack a tighter roll.

I agree with guy saying try rice inside the nori first to get the hang of it. I would also probably not place the fillings directly in the middle unless you're doing it with rice inside. Try a bit towards the edge?

What's it looking like sliced up? Proud of you for trying something new, OP!

>>8527647
Samefag

>>8527142
I fucking LOVE the hatred you incited with your dessert sushi. +1

>>8527351
This is a good combo. Fuck you.

>>8527351
Why don't you fuck off you peice of shit. You don't know shit about shit you fucking fucker shit eating fuck pot. Dick licker.

>>8526919
>i think i fucked up
At least you're being honest with yourself.

>>8529114
Honesty cant save op

>>8526907
Oh god no, the avocados are disgusting looking.

rice goes inside you fucking amerinigger

goddamn can't you burger munching fat fucks do anything right?

>>8530346
Sushi is good either way, faggot. Are you mad that you lost 1 grain of rice in your little dish of soy sauce?

>>8530351
Dont joke, a god lives in every grain of rice

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>>8526907
>eating japanese food even though you arent japanese and dont have to.

W E A B O O

>>8530503
This haha

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>>8527028
>>undercooked shrimp
>>rotten avocado
>>terrible rice
>>cream cheese

Thankyou for saying exactly what i was going to say.

>>8527347
Wow. Please die.

>>8526907
This image has the makings of a /ck/ classi/ck/. My god.

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>>8527347
WHY DO YOU MAKE THOSE RETARDED SOUNDS IT ISNT FUNNY YOU ARE RETARDED JUST STOP

>>8527347
I fucking love when this guy shows up to a thread.

Was this any good? Im seriously thinking of making a dessert sushi roll and running it as a dessert special where i work, going to use something other than nori though

>>8527347

Epic meme bro xD +1000 internets lol haha FTW

>>8530624
I assume this is the shrimp hating guy.

>>8526919
truly a sacred japanese art

>>8530713
>doesnt like it cus he haet shrempf

>still frozen shrimp
>dirty slimy rotting avocado
>C R E A M C H E E S E
>mat is wrong way around

Youre doing fine bud Im sure we are all just salty.

>>8526907
>roles
I'll strangle you worse than Jack strangled his pot smoking son.

>>8530656
could fondant work instead of nori?

>>8526919
Good job at being a failure

>raw fish
God, you weebs are disgusting

>>8526948
I've never heard of this combination ever

>>8531137
Just looking online you'll find a half dozen higher end sushi restaurants in California offer identical or similar sushi rolls.

Shrimp, cream cheese, cucumber, avocado. Wrapped in sushi rice and nori.

>>8530858
I like this idea. I was thinking a layer of crushed oreos as the nori, rice crispy treats for rice, and not sure about filling and topping.

You forgot the KY Jelly and other stupid childish post artifacts. Can't we all just be fucking kids here? Can't we all just be babies?

>>8531140
No youre thinking of a california roll with crab. Shrimp and cream cheese foul. Doesnt look like ebi btw. Kys

>>8531140
A lot of high end restaurants pander to swine fag

>>8527028
>Undercooked

Have you never heard of "cocktail shrimp" you absolute retard? Or are you only used to greasy fried shrimp you obese autist?

>>8527537
Like every sushi place uses imitation crab. It's white fish. Idiot

>>8531146
Fruit roll up nori

>>8526907
Garbage.

Protip: When you want sushi, eat raw fish and sushi rice, period. I stopped by the expanded Kroger "sushi bar" and what I saw made me gag. Seaweed wrapped crap drizzled with a mayonaise style sauce. Honestly, who the fuck eats that garbage unless you're just a fatfuck amerifat that wants to brag to their illiterate neighbor that they ate "a healthy lunch of sushi." I just don't get it.

>>8531406
You sound like pretentious bourgeoisie trash

>>8531215
maybe every sushi place YOU'VE been to.

Try finding imitation crab in a $15 sushi roll.

>>8526919
the most important thing in making sushi is the rice. your rice is awful no offense. Too much water

Why not rice inside the roll?

>>8526919
>>8526969
well its not the worst i have ever seen but it is close, dont worry anon i believe you can do it some day

>>8527347
Painfully unfunny.

>>8526919
sad

setsubun tomorrow lads. I hope you are being good weeaboos like me and making some eho maki.

>>8531703
its a little funny

>>8532331
Are those even words you typed?

You forgot the main ingredient.

https://youtu.be/S27MtkSZHdM

>>8531373
I will give this a try thanks anon

Just nuke this fucking thread at once.
OP is always a faggot.