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>be me mid cooking sesh
>go to grab my eggs
>only have 1 egg, need 3 eggs
>see flatmate has a carton with almost full eggs
>walk into lounge and ask "hey bro you mind if I borrow a couple eggs"
>he tells me no and that it's his eggs
>I can't tell if he's being serious so I assure him I only need a couple eggs
>he tells me I should have bought my own eggs and he doesn't have any to spare
Unbelievable, have any of you ever had someone get in the way of your cooking?
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I've never had a room mate I wasn't sleeping with.
Maybe you should give that a try.
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>>8515039
Inb4 op rapes his roommate
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>Midnight soup-cooking sesh
>Check what I have and what I need
>Need more ingredients
>Drive to 24/7 supermarket
>Buy ingredients
>Make soup
>Be glad I have a house to myself
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should've done your mise properly friendo
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>>8515035
Why would you even ask?
Just steal his eggs and replace them later before he notices.
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>starts cooking before doing any prep
u dug your own grave my friend
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>>8515106
This
the only redeemable factor is the fact that OP was cooking for himself. I doubt any respectable co/ck/ wouldn't at least take inventory before making something for his guests
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>>8515039
you must have grown up in a weird house.
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>>8515035
People stealing roommates' food is common enough that I completely understand the sentiment.
But it's just a couple of fucking eggs. Eggs are dirt cheap. And you asked. Mostly I would just come home to find my food (usually the expensive/prepared stuff) gone.
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Egg stealing is a serious crime.
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>>8515228
I grew up in a normal house.
Where did you grow up, an orphanage?
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>>8515240
I'm very generous with my eggs.
I've often rescued women from hangovers with a bowl of eggs.
*tips fedora*
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>>8515285
Hehe meme
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>>8515245
He was implying you slept with your family
Retard
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