>Working the checkout at Whole Foods
>realize that some mousy-looking girl with glasses has purposely mislabeled key limes as regular limes in a hare-brained attempt to save money
>"oh, looks like you accidentally mislabeled theses limes, let me ring them up properly for you"
>mfw
Who /Devlish/ here?
>look mom I poasted it again!
>>8513772
I always mislabel produce and bread to get it cheaper, nobody ever cares except one single autistic old lady.
Fuck you, autistic old lady.
>>8513788
>fuck you, autistic old lady
Yeah, I'll remember your face next time, you little brat!
> go through the self service till at tesco
> put chestnut mushrooms through as button mushrooms .......save 15p
> randomly stamped on a homeless man trying to sleep last year.
> put peanut butter on my penis and let my dog lick it off whilst watching hentai
> lick my flatmates gf's panties whilst masturbating and choking myself with my belt attached to my door knob.
Hope I don't end up like that boy from inxs
>>8513772
>mousey-looking
It was (((them))) wasn't it?
>>8513772
What do you mean, mislabel? Like at the self-checkout or somewhere else?
Or are you suggesting that they change those little stickers around to save a few cents?
>>8513795
I'M NEVER USING YOUR REGISTER AGAIN BITCH
I fucking hate poor people
>>8513772
> Working the checkout at Whole Foods
How big are the gauges in your earlobes?
>constantly switching where I do my shopping because I'm usually buy 2-3 30 packs of beer
>every cashier always give me this "oh honey, are you okay" tone of voice
>getting to the point where my social anxieties over being judged by a cashier have caused me to shop, and therefore eat, less
The only real devils are people like OP. Stop shaming me!
10 items our less. go through with 11.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw
>>8513772
> mousy-looking girl,
That you wanna stick your dick in?
>>8513772
Wow, you sure earned your $11/h that day Sherlock
>buy pistachios
>label as peanuts
>only self checkout lanes at 6 am
>>8513948
>>constantly switching where I do my shopping because I'm usually buy 2-3 30 packs of beer
Just get a Costco card. No one blinks when you spend $500 and shop like you own a restaurant or host parties.
>>8513797
sometimes i forget where i am, but thankfully there are consistently posts like yours to jog my memory,