>Tfw fucked up my hollandaise 3 times in a row and now

how do you fuck up hollandaise

>>8513139
Easily?

Go get more

And get me some turkish figs and walnuts. Thanks

> easy microwave hollandaise they said

ONE spoonful and I ran to the bathroom to take a dump

>>8513145
That's not how your digestive system works

>>8513150

I wish i were lying m8

>>8513155

That's chrons disease or whatever.

You got yourself some IBS.

>>8513145
...how do you think your body works anon?

Do you honestly believe your body could physically pass something that quickly?

>>8513141
then stick to the blender method

>>8513205
>Lmao just give up and stick to retard methods like me

sucks to suck

>>8513265
it works well

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Man that sucks; if only there was a collection of recipes out there with step-by-step instructions on how to cook things..

But I guess that's a luxury we'll never have.

>>8513265
You're not in a position to judge. He has perfect hollandaise whenever he wants, and you still don't, even after fucking up 3x. :^)

>>8513124
what happened?
scrambled eggs? -> too much heat ...
The eggs and butter separate? add a bit hot water and blend it with an immersion mixer

be sure that the butter is warm but not boiling when you do the hollandaise