I only have $8.5K to last me for the whole month for food. What

Reduce your Kobe beef intake by 15 ounces and you'll be good.

>>8512922
What about my beluga caviar? What am I going to put on my toast?

>>8512931
You might need to suffer the indignity of salmon roe.

>>8512921

Time to stop having Old Rip Van Winkle enemas, lad. It's tough, but give it at least a week

>>8512931
Vegemite
It tastes like salt, just like caviar does.

>>8512921
The Grand Cru Burgundies are going to have to stop.

I hear Premiere Cru is just as good, but doesn't break the bank.

8,500 mc chickens should last you quite a while anon

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Include me in the screencap, reddit scum

Just use it all on McChickens.

Switch to chicken eggs instead of faberge

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Le McCuckoo, THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

>>8512921
Simply attend all the company funded meetings at the local steakhouse.

>>8512921
Stop ego shopping and go to Aldi.