I must be literally retarded. How the fuck do you make pancakes

>>8510185

You're probably overmixing. Also, you are probably using a boxed pancake batter...

>>8510187
I've tried both boxed and homemade.

>>8510188

Did you try yeast pancakes? Did you use the proper flour? Are you overmixing? Are you dumping the batter in all at once? Or doing a slow pour like you are suppose to so it piles up rather than spreads out?

>>8510185
The eggs man, gotta separate 'em.

try this one

Ingredients

3 large free-range eggs
115 g plain flour
1 heaped teaspoon baking powder
140 ml milk

Method

1 First separate the eggs, putting the whites into one bowl and the yolks into another.
2 Add the flour, baking powder and milk to the yolks and mix to a smooth thick batter.
3 Whisk the whites with 1 pinch of sea salt until they form stiff peaks, then fold into the batter – it is now ready to use.

Never fails me. Turns out almost as thikk as your pic.

>>8510185
sift the dry ingredients and don't overstir.

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>>8510185
>they always turn out flat and sad like anime girls

organic kek

>>8510185
The real question should be, "why would you want to?" The best pancakes are no more than 1/4" thick, period. I wouldn't even eat what is shown in your pic and if it was served to me in a restaurant, I'd refuse to pay for it.

>>8510195
I have never made pancakes like this, though I kinda remember a friend after having made some say that he used sodium instead of baking powder. Maybe try that?
I might be wrong though.

>ctrl+f lid, no results
lid

>>8510310
Because I already know how to make thin pancakes.

How will I learn that THICC is worse if I never get to eat it?

>>8510185
baking powder pumps up the fluff, fyi...

>>8510185
Have you tried using leaf lard?

Start the day before, and let your batter chill in the fridge overnight. If you want thick pancakes you need thick batter.

>>8510185
I just used this recipe the other day to make pancakes for me and the bf.

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/giant-sunday-pancakes-473

They were pretty fluffy, but you have to make sure the oil in your pan is very hot when you slowly pour the batter in to prevent it from spreading out. I also think it helps to pour in some batter, let it spread a bit, about 30 seconds later pour more batter on, so that the bottom is already cooked and the pancake won't spread.

I also second what this >>8510195 anon says about separating the eggs. It works for cakes and frosting.

>>8510865
>>8510185
Another thing worth mentioning is that I used vegetable shortening instead of butter as a cooking oil because the butter would brown and burn without getting hot enough to keep the pancake batter in one place.

>>8510871
Use clarified butter or lard then. Vegetable shortening is shit and is to lard what margarine is to butter.

>>8510885
Can you use duck fat?

>>8510195

This!

Whisked whites are the only way to go if you want something like your picture.

>>8510905
Depends on if you are making sweet pancakes or savory pancakes.

>>8510185
consult our boi matty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iWUUcW08ac

>>8510195
If I wanted to add a little sweetness to this would vanilla extract fuck anything up? (shit at cooking sweet things / baking) or should I just rely on the syrup to sweeten.

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>>8510508

Yeah.. more baking powder. Double whatever any recipe calls for.

Also, you can mix up the batter a little thick (just a little) and use egg rings. grease the egg rigns and when you flip, flip the whole thing rings and all.

The egg white bullshit that people are talking about here is a fucking meme.

But don't over beat the shit... and don't let the batter sit. mix it and make the pancakes within 7 seconds of mixing.

>>8511477
>this egg white bullshit is a fucking meme
>use egg rings

do ho ho

>>8511659
Are you confusing a "meme" with a "novelty item"?

>>8510185
Reverse image search says these are called "soufflé pancakes" and most recipes involve raising flour and beaten egg whites.
Some involve mayonnaise.

>>8510905

How much do you want to spend on pancakes?

>>8510185
>they always turn out flat and sad

too much liquid

>>8510185
>turn out flat and sad like anime girls
Im gonna need an example

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>>8512271

>>8510185
try making yeast pancakes. they are god tier.

>>8510185
My go to is a Cook's Illustrated recipe for "best buttermilk pancakes" which makes pretty thick (but not like freakishly thick or anything) nice, fluffy pancakes. I don't remember it off hand but you can probably find it online, it has sour cream in it which is a bit unusual but should make it pretty obvious if you have the right one. Anyways key is not to overmix, mix it just enough to combine the wet and dry ingredients so it's still lumpy with some streaks of flour still visible and then to let the batter sit for about 10 min before frying it up; I'm pretty sure both techniques probably help no matter what recipe you're using

>>8510195
If you use whisked egg whites, why the need for baking soda?

Just use less wet mix. That's it

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>>8510337

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>>8510185

>>8510185
Do you have a rice cooker?

Just use whatever boxed mix you have and pour that shit right in there with a bit of butter at the bottom.

You're welcome.

>>8515332
Are those even cooked in the middle? When they get set down on the plate it looks like there's a band of raw dough running through the centre.

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>>8510185
>they always turn out flat and sad like anime girls

>>8510337
sodium would not react well with the water, I think

>>8510185
Flat pancakes are better. I wish the "light and fluffy" meme would die.

>>8515332
>raw in the middle like Jack made them

>>8511445
depends on the used extract, just scrape off some. fresh vanilla to be 100% fine, I like to include some lemon zest as well

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>>8510195
I am a failure.

>>8515332
RAW PANCAKES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8510195
thanks for the omelette recipe famalam

>>8516124
what are you using to mix

Is buttermilk not available in your gulag? Swap buttermilk for milk and add 1/4 tsp baking soda. If you want fluffy pancakes, then don't add so much liquid. Use a cast iron griddle which is nice and hot. Rub it with oil before you introduce the batter. Maybe 90 seconds a side. VOILA! Pancakes! Serve with real butter and real maple syrup, NEVER fake pancake syrup.

1 1/4 C AP flour
1 T sugar
1 T baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp baking soda

1 egg
2 T vegetable oil
1 C buttermilk

Whisk dry ingredients

Mix wet ingredients

Combine and let sit a couple/three minutes.

>>8516389
>Rub it with oil before you introduce the batter
If you're making pancakes you're gonna need bacon anyway, just cook some bacon in the cast iron first and then cook the pancakes in the bacon grease.

>>8516389
Supermarket Buttermilk hasn't been traditional buttermilk since the late 80's. It's not the same byproduct of butter making like it was when the buttermilk recipe was invented. If you can get "real buttermilk" from a dairy then go for it; you'll know it's real because it will have yellow flecks of butter in it.

Most people mix milk with sour cream to get the same "fake" buttermilk found in supermarkets.

I'm guessing thats why >>8512335 has sour cream in it. That recipe also has 2 types of leveners (baking powder and soda).

Don't do that. Fat pancakes are not tasty. But if you really want to, add more yeast.

>>8512266
>too much liquid
>>8514364
>Just use less wet mix. That's it

This, the thicker your batter the thicker your pancakes

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>>8517515
seems like a lot of fucking around when you could just cook your batter in these specially designed batter-cooking receptacles.

>>8517515
if it's too thick you'll end up making flour tortillas.

I usually do a ~1:0.9 ratio of flour to milk, but then I never make my pancakes that obscenely fat

>>8510337
Like... sodium metal? Yeah definitely do it.

>>8517540
Then it's just a fucking cake.
Pancakes are made in pans.
Like some kind of pan cake.

You can find some good recipes by searching for 'Scotch pancakes' or 'drop scones'

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>>8516415
>Supermarket Buttermilk hasn't been traditional buttermilk since the late 80's. It's not the same byproduct of butter making like it was when the buttermilk recipe was invented.
That's why you buy this from the baking supplies aisle instead, if you aren't going to drink it straight.
http://www.finecooking.com/articles/bake-with-buttermilk.aspx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTmmTReqDtw

>>8515332
A fucking metal spatula on a teflon pan

Ruining the food, the pan, the spatula, your health and nature, all at once

>caring about pancakes

fuckin' why?

Dutch babies are where it's at.

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So what I'm gleaning from the thread-
>Use buttermilk, egg whites, yeast, and baking powder in addition to pancake mix, preferably not something like Bisquik
>Cook/steam in pan in molds and make sure they're not gooey in the center
>Pour batter immediately after stirring to incorporation and nothing more

Am I missing anything? Wanna try them this morning, it's all snowy outside and I'm not sure if all the advice works together / applies at all alone

>>8519183
>in addition to pancake mix
why not just make it from scratch at that point....

>>8510185
use a mould

>>8519186
That's what I meant, I just mean the actual batter

>>8510185
https://youtu.be/2iWUUcW08ac