McCormick are full of bullshit, they never put the full ingredient

>>8508244
Kidnap the owner and force him to give you the recipe

Dehydrate it afterwards.

>>8508255
How?

I tried to let it sit out and I was afraid to eat it in case it went bad.

I tried microwaving it and it burned all the pepper and it turned into into an ashy inedible paste. I don't understand what those fucking slopes put in it to stop people from reverse engineering it but it makes me angry.

>>8508267

>I dehydrated it by letting it sit out
>I tried microwaving it

JUST

>>8508272
Just do what? Your post cut off

>>8508275
Reduce first, then put in oven, if still moist put it in a DEHYDRATOR.

>>8508267
Buy a food dehydrator you fucking moron.

>>8508284
>>8508285
What the fuck? Don't call me a fucking moron, dude I didn't say shit to you, you don't have any right being so rude and disrespectful for no reason.

I don't have a thousand dollars to go run out and buy a machine I only want to make sriracha black pepper. I'll try using an oven but I think its just going to burn it like the microwave

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>this many serious responses to an obvious shitpost thread

>>8508244
First off, goddamn son, how low is your IQ? (sorry, couldn't help it)
>they don't use actual sriracha
>they use dried hot peppers and granulated garlic, plus other granulated ingredients like citric acid, etc.
>Spice companies never put the exact ingredients on their products for the very reason they don't want people stealing their recipes.

>>8508295
If we just totally ignored every shitpost, and never even played along, we'd lose 85% of our content on this board. It didn't used to be like that, but that's how it be.

>>8508314
>they don't use actual sriracha
Then I have a case for false advertising.
>they use dried hot peppers and granulated garlic, plus other granulated ingredients like citric acid, etc.
You don't know what they use because it's not on the label, it's a secret guarded by the company...
>Spice companies never put the exact ingredients on their products for the very reason they don't want people stealing their recipes.
>m-muh recipez :(
As a consumer I have every right to know that what I'm buying
A.) is what it says it is
B.) doesn't have anything I'm allergic to
That is false advertising.

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>>8508325
I think you need to fill this out for your "case".

>>8508337
Not an argument.

Any lawyer that tried to use that in court would get another lawsuit against him in a heartbeat.

>>8508325
Sriracha is not just a brand, it's a type of sauce made from chillis, garlic, sugar, distilled vinegar, and salt. If includes these in any amount then it's sriracha.

And as a consumer, the only thing that you have a right to is to spend your money as you see fit.

It's not your ignorance that bothers me, it's your confidence in it. Did you vote Hillary?

>>8508291
I got you OP. put it in a plastic bag, then tip your toaster on the side and put the mixture in.

Cheap dehydrator.

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>>8508348
You're barely trying now. It's time to stop.

>>8508367
Does this really work?

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>>8508353
>eating all that bait

Well, we can certainly tell who you voted for, dummy.

>>8508378
>le facepalm.jpg
Well hello there reddit.

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>>8508383

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>>8508378

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>>8508386
lurk moar newfag
Rules 1 and 2

>>8508383

I've had that pic since before Reddit existed. You're too young.

>>8508459
Prove it newcuck.

Oh that's right, you're a redditor yourself.

You heard of 4chan from r/4chan while old/b/ros like me have been browsing since 2012. Remember Jessi Slaughter? I do, but newfags like you would have to go on KnowYourMeme to know what I'm talking about. You're just outing yourself as a redditor every time you post, digging your grave deeper and deeper. Keep going.

>>8508475
This place was a sea of piss at one time.
Now it's an ocean.
Also you're still new here. We lost everything once 2008 ended.

>>8508490
You were 4 years old in 2008. Stop LARPing.

You are both faggots. I remember when /b/ was anime/random, and when /g/ was guro. Doesn't mean that I am not a fag as well. Knock your faggotry off.

>>8508475
>You heard of 4chan from r/4chan while old/b/ros like me have been browsing since 2012. Remember Jessi Slaughter?
>using reddit spacing
Seriously though, I hope that you are trolling (because after 5 years of browsing 4chan you are still acting like a newfag), but holy shit, 2012 was 5 years ago. Jesus how time flies.

>>8508539
I'm an oldfag, you probably found out about 4chan from facebook when you turned 11 and mommy let you make one and all the edgy kids at school showed you /b/. Fucking pathetic I remember back in my day being a /b/tard used to mean something. Being part of Anonymous used to mean something. Now all it means is that you probably have reddit cookies in your browser.

Time flies when you're a NEETcuck with no fucking life that browses and shitposts on 4chan all day I guess but it's been years :p

>>8508549
>I'm an oldfag
>Fucking pathetic I remember back in my day being a /b/tard used to mean something. Being part of Anonymous used to mean something.
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>>8508549
>we r leejun
>we dun forgive
>we dun forget

>>8508244
I just use paprika mixed with black pepper and garlic salt. It's basically the same thing.