Seriously, is there anything better in this world than a

>>8506099
A wat nao?

Having your hair

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>>8506100
this little slice of heaven

https://www.greggs.co.uk/pasties-and-bakes/steak-bake

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>>8506099
what a horrifying picture

>>8506099
I prefer their sausage rolls.

>>8506099
Are they all recovering stroke victims?

>>8506099
damn we are an ugly lot. well not me i'm middle class and handsome but the proles are just ghastly. steak bake is amazing tho

Got called racist in greggs earlier lads

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these lovely ladies have good taste

>>8506117
So a hamburger.

>>8506163
it's nothing like a burger

>>8506099
Two steak bakes?

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>>8506155
>lets put the pretty tall girl in the middle and hope no-one takes a second look at the rest
>the bongs scoured the country
>came up with exactly one passable model

>>8506284

She's nothing special unless she's surrounded by uglier women and even then look at her calves. Nothing feminine about hocks like those.

WOOF

>>8506284
i'd say that the majority of legs in that photo are quite nice

>>8506317
Agree. They look nothing like the skeletal anorexics, bulemics, and speadfreaks that pass as the 'murican ideal of feminine beauty.

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British cuisine thread?

Do British people really eat mint sauce? Do they sometimes put toothpaste on their food?

>>8506150
tell us what happened lad

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>>8506568
Asked for one of there new Katsu Chicken Slices, but I accidentally called it a Kamikaze Chicken Slice.

Woman behind the counter told me that World War 2 was not a joke, and neither was the holocaust. Called me a hate crime or some shit, and wouldn't serve me.

>>8506590
kek. You should have been stripped, whipped and pilloried in the public square. You're worse than tobacco smokers and Hitler combined.

>>8506284
>models
>greggs

its fucking greggs bruv, I expect a war-torn version of my granddads bollocks behind the counter when I go there

for them to have even one passable woman working there is astonishing

>>8506563
is this a troll or have you seriously not encountered mint in cooking before?

>>8506563
>British people
>knowing what toothpaste is

>>8506317
i'd steak bake the one in the middle or the one on the right

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please be nice

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>greggs
fucking plebs
who /aulds/ here?
It isn't a weekend without a chicken bake, pie, and sausage roll from the local

>>8506708
U wot m8? Paste for teeth?

>>8506774
looks like discount greggs tbqh

>>8506775

Apparently they know what it is, they just don't bother with it...

Add some flavor to that roadkill pie or get off the board.

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>>8506777
>people actually think this

>>8506794
Damn that's not too shabby

>>8506117
>slice of heaven
>pastry wrapped dog food
I'll stick to cheeseburgers and onion rings.

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>>8506708

>>8506800
see, i told you! >>8506713
she could bake my stake any time

>>8506180
>Beef surrounded by bread
>Nothing like a burger

Nigga, u dum.

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>>8506635
I fucking love this board.

>>8506099
Not looking like the people in that picture is better

Just got banned from the local Gregg's, lads.

>>8507155
How in the fuck does that happen?

>>8507167
Manager took my picture and posted it next to the greeting lass at the front. He said I can't come back.

>>8507173
What did you even do?

>>8507175
Got banned.

>>8507185
From Gregg's?

>>8507186
Yes, lad. From Gregg's.

>>8506163
Are you some sort of flid?

>>8507188
why did you get banned from Gregg's lad?

Before I scroll down, is this thread nothing but shitposting burger blobs?

>>8506590
Any one with a decent sense of humour would have at least smirked. She must of been a sour bitch.

>>8507213
The manager said I was throwing fruit in Gregg's.

>>8506671
The French can't comprehend the concept of a mint based sauce.

I have seen them go on about it countless times.

>>8506775
>>8506779
>Samefagging this poorly on a board this slow

Wew lad.

>>8507230
why did the manager say you were throwing fruit lad?

>>8507256
He saw me throwing fruit.

>>8507258
in gregg's?

>>8507259
Aye, lad. In Gregg's.

>>8506785
You clappyfats sure do have an eternal obsession over Britain.

>>8506099
fuck liverpool

i get my sausage roll from butcher on allerton road

>>8506110
Lmao

>>8506721
>The British
>Human beings

>>8506099
There is NOTHING superior to "The Cornish Kitchen" outlet in Oxford!
I'm from Cornwall, and that is THE best pasty I've ever tasted.

>>8507155
>>8507167
>>8507173
>>8507175
>>8507185
>>8507186
>>8507188
>>8507213
>>8507230
>>8507256
>>8507258
>>8507259
>>8507264
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8507371
cornish pasties are kind of boring though

give me a sausage roll or a steak bake anytime

>>8506590
Could've told her it's not funny to make fun of speech impediments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj_6PmTe4qY

Which greggs does this qt work at?

There's a nicer place near me that does chilli and kebab pasties. Fuckin lush mate.

The only good thing in Greggs is the Christmas food.

>>8508575
I hope you know muzzirs wipe their arse without washing their hands mate.

You sound like bit of a poofter if we're being honest. Are you from Liverpool?

>>8506110
>tfw balding in early 20's because of dad's genes

The fucker gave me great genes otherwise, but then this. Also his massivehood mixed with my mom's pygmydom made me average aka manlet according to 4chan.

Geordie here, you're welcome, I live in Newcastle and there's a Greggs on every fucking corner imaginable. This must be how Americans feel with Starbucks.

I must admit their steak bakes are magnificent and I used to love their cheese and bacon wraps but I don't think they do those anymore.

>>8506880
>bread

Fuck, you're stupid.

>>8506155
>>8506284
Check out the fatbags on the 2nd from the left

>>8506099
Possibly their sausage roll or tandoori baguette or the bacon sausage barm and brew for 2quid. Safe to say Greggs is not only good food but cheap as fuck i can eat it everyday and still spend fuck all

>>8508720
Thank you for Greggs. I'm much happier seeing them on every high street than I am about Costa and Pret.

I really should get a Greggs loyalty card desu

>>8508738
Forget the loyalty card you need to get the app which you add credit too. The staff are that shit/dont care that i just hold my phone to the scanner for a second then move it and simple walk out. Free food.

I don't know why everyone buzzes off greggs in the first place, they're absolute dogshit.

My nan bought me a sausage roll from greggs not too long ago and it left a really greasy metallic taste in my mouth for hours afterwards.

Steak bakes and chicken bakes contain about 2% meat, the rest of the filling is just horrible sauce.

The only semi decent thing they do is the cheese and bacon twists, but most of the time they're stone cold. I can get 2 twists for £1.30 from cornish bakehouse, and they actually taste good.

>>8506155
>all those tanned, succulent, plump milfs..

>>8506590
Terry fuckwit rang, he wants his imaginary story back.

>>8506099
Bacon and sausage sandwich and a cup of tea for £2.00

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>>8507239
So French people get upset and perplexed by the existence of a mint condiment AND on a regular basis you're within earshot to hear them confusedly discussing this.

>ok I believe you.

>>8507239
>The Aborigines can't comprehend the concept of a Steak based pasty.
>I have seen them go on about it countless times.

True story.

>>8506794

I'd fill her with cream

>>8508871
On /int/ you dopey cunt.

>>8508884
You're an equally dopey cunt and most likely samefagging, or French. I don't know which is worse.

Yes, a Greenhalges pasty

Greggs pizzas are better than their steak bakes too

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>>8507230
In Gregg's what?

>>8508571
>£1.27
>Pasty and a doughnut
How times have changed.

>>8508927

>I don't know what's worse

>a person making multiple posts on an imageboard

OR

>a west European nation

m/int/sauce story fabrication unit. That's you that is.

>>8508987
You legitimately have autism.

>>8508962
You used to be able to get a paper bag of five cold sausage rolls for a quid.

I was surprised when I went in last month at just much the prices had changed.

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>>8509009
Liz will sort it out for her subjects

>>8508720
Do you know the guys from the Geordie Shore? It's my favorite show

>>8508939
wow his daughter is hot

>>8506125
No, they're just British.

>>8506782
GARLIC BREAD?

>>8506779
>falling for the toothpaste scam

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27513809

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english rose

>>8506099
Are these basically fancy anglo hot pockets

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>>8508932
I want to believe you, but their pizza looks terrible

>>8506099
someone post the news about fucking a greg's pastry

>>8509392
They don't look like that when I get them

>>8509276
Read the image title

He's banging her

>>8509005
Do you know what autism is? What part of that post suggests I have autism?

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>>8509603

>>8506794
G R E E G S
R
E
E
G
S

>>8506794
plz be in london

>>8509643
Not that guy but thanks a ton I love this shitty Sun article

>>8509734
Daily Sport m8

>>8509622
Your autistic literalism.
>I have heard this thing from countless Frenchies on /int/
>OMG LIKE HOW COULD YOU HEAR THROUGH A COMPUTER HAWK HAWK HAWK

Pure refined autism.

>>8509603
Pasty you yank twat.

>>8506099
why does every brit have a face too small for their head?

>>8508720
is it true they have 24hr greggs in newcastle?

>>8509310
>hot pocket
I can't believe you don't get pastries in America that's just weird

Surely you get meat pies? A steakbake is basically a condensed/flattened steak pie

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>>8506099
This picture makes me physically ill every time I see it.
British are truly savages.

>>8507222
That's every thread.

>>8507222
>>8510414
Irony at its finest.

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>>8510395

>>8506099
british """""""""people"""""""""

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>>8510420
I guess irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

How can Americans even criticise anyone for anything anymore after making a wotsit their prime minister?

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>>8510453
This post is so retard I refuse to believe it's not an American falseflagging.

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>>8510444
Find a fault

>>8510495
thighs aren't t h i c c

>>8510495
She's white

>>8509989
Yes. Also Greggs up north are better than the ones down south, once went to Brighton and they were quite bad in comparison.

>>8510515
I can't imagine theres that much difference when all the baked stuff is made centrally and shipped in frozen

>>8510495
Bucked teeth.
No tits.
Hairy forearms.
That basic bitch pendant.
Her racket's shadow doesn't have a "W".

>>8510420
Why do burger blobs use words without knowing their meaning?

Greggs breadsticks are better

>>8510584
Why do Eurobarfs pretend to know what words mean?

>>8510546
>Hairy forearms
I asked you to find a flaw

>>8506099
being american

not being a fatass

>>8510499
thicc is one of the worst memes in recent memory. Way to normalise obesity. Unhealthy and ugly!

>>8510654
Trump what are you doing on /ck/?

>>8510546
>never had a blowjob from a gril with cute set of teeth

I pity you, amerifat.

>>8510584
Exactly. Irony, for example, is the mouthbreathers that voted for Drumpf are the ones that will suffer the most from his policies.

>>8510693
This is the best bait you could come up with?

should i grab a bacon roll from greggs his morning lads?

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>>8509643
>Bakery based fornication

if u talk shit about sun m8 i will stab u famalam

>>8510525
That's what I thought, this was 10 years ago though. The fillings were rank, didn't help that they were cold either.

>>8508748

How do they give your order if you don't scan it?

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>>8509138

>>8512124
You order ur shit they say 4bongs please then you have the app on tour phone which has prepaid credit on it. They occationally say. "Did it beep?" You confidently say "ai" then walk out. Piece of piss but obviously you cant do it every time.

I actually work at Greggs AMA.

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>>8513666
Is it true they pt MSG in the sausage rolls?

>>8506180
>it's nothing like a burger
It's a meat pie fucked a sausage roll. Which is a bad idea because both of those things are better on their own.

>>8506155
I'd burn some calories with the second from the left

>>8515237
All of Gregg's food is MSG free.

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>>8506810
>I'll stick to cheeseburgers and onion rings.
why not a burger inexplicably topped with chicken fried onion rings and served on a biscuit?

>>8506155

When did Ellen start working at Greggs?

>>8509862

>The French can't comprehend the concept of a mint based sauce.
>I have seen them go on about it countless times.

/int/ where?

You're a fucking spaz.

Cooplands m8

Nobody's mentioned the Pound Bakery? Step it up.

>>8506099

>greggs

there is absolutely nothing in that shithole that even counts as food.

It represents inbred british food culture quite well.

They can't even make good tasting doughnuts, holy fucking shit, how can you make pecan pastries not good? holy fucking shit.

fucking TESCO doughnuts are better than greggs

>>8506794

MOMMY MOMMY BABY WANT MILKY

MILKY FOR HUNGRY BABY

>>8510303
I don't live in America, and I've never had a meat pie sorry

>>8517906
Turdeau detected

>>8506794
Gross she's like 1/2 step above Rachel Ray. Same cereal box-shaped body but at least bigger saggy tits, I'll give her points for that.

Disgusting, the kind of American hag you'd see at Target screaming at her kids.

>>8517909
Hah good one bud, sniped me

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>>8506782

>>8516665
Who goes to greggs for anything other than one of the pasties?

>>8506099
those people don't look too healthy, so I'm gonna go with "no"

>>8506708
A delicous minty snack to put on toast?

>>8506782
Sauce/Moar

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>>8506099
>that photo
>those horror movie monsters

>>8506671
>is this a troll

She isn't that ugly......

>>8506099
peters was so much better than greggs

>>8506099

Not being fat, not being British, not being fat and British

>>8506155
>third from left
George Soros?

>>8510495
>3dpd

Pound Bakery is way better lads. Better choice, more for your money. The pastry is tastier too.

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>>8510546

>>8506099
Why did you post a pic of sausage rolls then?

I usually only go to greggs when I don't have much time for lunch, and just get the sandwich deal with a free sausage roll with my student card. BLT baguette ofc

>>8506721
Fucking Mutant Aycliffe

Surprised to see that shitheap here

>>8506774
>Pasties from my local butcher

Truly glorious, and cheap.

>>8509614
Incest is wrong.

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Has anyone here tried Carrs Pasties of Bolton. They have sold them locally for years in local shops they have recently started opening their own store. They are fucking glorious.

>>8515732
Holy fuck you are autistic, and a clappyfat.

Everything about you is a joke.

>>8523106
just go to West Cornwall pasty Co m8

>>8506590
>I was called racist in Gregg's earlier lads

>>8506099
>Seriously, is there anything better in this world than a greggs steak bake?

Food.

>>8506099
I could tell these inbred freaks were from the UK before I even noticed the different money symbol.

>>8508623
>balding manlet
>claiming to have any good genes at all

Kek

>>8523937
What happened?

>>8524644
>the different money symbol
Look after that extra chromosome, anon.

>>8524084
>>8524644
It really is fascinating the sheer obsession you people have with us. I wouldn't even care if you put some effort in your insults and came up with something witty but no, you just shitpost like a six year old.

>>8526520

Got called a racist.

>>8526565

shut the fuck up euromulsim

i read on /pol/ that europ is now 31% mulsim LOL

>>8526587
USA is 42% black.
What's your point?

>>8526591
His point is now his emperor has stopped the evil Muslims getting in there definitely won't be anymore mass killings in America.

Except toddlers, but they can't build missiles to sell to Saudi Arabia so who gives a fuck about them.

>>8526587
>LOL
This isn't Facebook, friend.

>>8526587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo

>>8526587
I mean is this a false flag you half arsed? Does anyone put any fucking effort in on this board?

>>8526591
12.3% Black. wtf are you on?

>>8526635
Non-white would of been a better choice of words.
His point stands though, whites will be a minority in the USA by 2020.

>>8526659
>by 2020

Have they pushed it up? Last I saw the census bureau estimated 2030. Doesn't surprise me if it's 2020 now, nor does it make a rat's ass difference. I have an asian wife anyway, thank god.

>>8510688
>never had a blowjob from a woman with normal teet
>never seen a woman with normal teeth
>never seen normal teeth
I feel bad for you britbongs...

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>>8526823

>>8526823
Do Americans have any knowledge of other countries that isn't just stereotypes from film and television?

>>8526865
The Irish have better teeth than Americans?
Fucking hell!

>>8526865
You know the thing with this list is we don't even take our kids in lad. Quit posting misleading into.

>>8509643
Fuck I despise the way it's written. I know it won't change and there's nothing I can do. But I'm still mad

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Is gregg's trashy or in bad neighborhoods in the UK?

Is this like a krystal burger? Krystal Burger and Church's chicken's are like dog whistles for bad/black neighborhoods

>>8528339
It's basically a chain bakery which draws a lot of poorer types because it's cheap, half decent-tasting hot food.

It's kind of trashy, but it's not exclusive to rough areas. It does become the communal heart of a lot of rough areas, though.

>>8526565
Eh? I'm British. I just would eat a "steak bake" or any other flavoured lard from Gregg's on a bet.

>>8526905
>Do Americans have any knowledge
No.

A Greggs sausage roll is my guilty pleasure if I'm hungover or feeling super lazy. Better than literally any other fast food, and is like 80 pence or something. Probably massively contributing to the obesity in the country but I only have one about five or six times a year.

Also, Greggs has won numerous awards concerning how well they treat their employees which, for a UK chain store, is very unusual these days. So they get my support for that.

>>8516462

Fucking cooplands. Nostagia bomb. I haven't been in ages but we used to go on family holidays to Whitby and I used to devour the meat and potato pie. Omg