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>>8501252

Mouth Feel

>>8501252
All I hear is

>autistic screeching

>>8501252
>"this wine is bad"
>"it lacks the flavor profile I want"
>repeat for every glass of wine ever
Kill these people.

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>>8501252
You forgot the Umami!

>>8501252
"Animal rights"

>>8501514
Why do people say umami instead of savoury anyway?

I want to open a restaurant called OOH MOMMY UMAMI

>>8501547
all umami is savoury, but not all savoury is umami.

>>8501567
Oooohhhhh so umami is a meme like 'nutty' or 'undertones'.

I get it now, thanks.

>>8501567
Not all sweet is honey, but all honey is sweet, yet we don't have a flavor called "honey" we have a flavor called "sweet". So why don't people say savory?

>>8501547
because they're weeaboos who watched anime and fantasize about asia and how good it is

>*sips whisky*
>Mmm, what delicious hints orange zest and nutmeg, and those delicate earthy undertones if sage

You lying fucking faggot, it tastes like kerosene and you fucking know it

>>8501589
LMAO what does earthy undertones even mean? I thought 'earthy' was just code for 'tastes like shit to me' from Zimmerman using it to describe every culturally spiced turd he eats.

>>8501616
This but unironically

>>8501616
Have you never tasted cumin?

>>8501680
Yeah it tastes like tacos

>>8501680
Considering earthy is used to describe things like Venison and unclean animal bowels, I highly doubt cumin is 'earthy'.

>>8501555
I want to open a Vietnamese/Weeb fusion restaurant called Phuc Umami

>>8501252
>yummy
>yum-yum
>yummers
>om nom nom
>noms
>nummies
>any kind of fucking baby talk like this
When I hear people talk like this, I usually punch myself in the head.

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>>8501252
Shut the fuck up, guac boy.

>>8501547
Two reasons:
- Savoury has never been considered a basic taste in western culture, while umami was always a basic taste and Japan spent the latter part of the 20th century proving it scientifically.
We adopted umami as a basic taste in recognition of that scientific proof.
- Savoury and umami are not directly analogous anyway, so translating umami as savoury is incorrect.

>>8501930
Those words confuse me and it sounds like you're insulting the west. Why do liberals hate civilization?

>>8501930
All this proves is that even culinary science can be turned towards evil goals.

>>8501304
this

>>8502409
>adopting foreign words is evil

Do you also have an irrational hatred for sauté pans?
Chile con carne?
Linzertorte?

>>8501252
/v/irgin here
wtf that means? introduce me with your memes pls