>hungry and bored I decide to use food-network and find a

Did the recipe tell you to throw a bowl full of flour at it ?

The only thing I see wrong with that picture is that your kitchen is horizontal. The only saving grave is that your power outlets are right-side-up.

>>8497246
Had to use the fire extinguisher
Alarm went off and everything

The recipe
https://www.google.com/amp/www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/pan-seared-rib-eye-recipe.amp.html?client=safari

>>8497252
I've followed this "to a t" and had it come out great, it does create a lot of smoke though

>>8497252
Did it burst into flames...Or did your smoke detector just freak out and instead of taking out the batteries you sprayed your dinner with the fire extinguisher?

What seems to be the problem? Just wipe this white stuff off, meat is still good, man

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>>8497233
You don't have a lid to starve the flame?

>>8497252
>alton brown recipe
Fucking explains it.

>>8498019
Nah, OP is just a retard and got scared that there was some smoke and fire when cooking his steak instead of the steam he's used to when using the microwave.

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>>8497233
It's supposed to smoke you dumb faggot.
Did you do this just to try to troll or are you really this fucking stupid?