>go to restaurant >try to put salt on my food >the lid

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>go to Mexican restaurant
>ask for a bowl of chips
>they bring salsa with it

>go to restaurant
>just coffee
>unscrew top of salt shaker
>leave
>go to different restaurant and repeat

I blame n*ggers desu desu

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>go to restaurant
>come back to my car because I have social anxiety

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>go to restaurant
>get mildly ignored by the cashier
>leave in a fit of autism

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>go to restaurant
>waitress knows me and what food I want
>"y-you too..."

>>8492253
Restaurant worker here. We don't give a shit. If anything regulars are less trouble to serve because they know the restaurant better.

>>8492266
>I speak for the entirety of the industry
Autism.

>>8492253
Went to Subway every day for over a year. Was cheap, easy to order, right next to the office. Accidentally said "you too" to the cashier, everyone behind the laughed because they were comfortable with me, so everyone in line joined in. Haven't gone back since

>>8492208
>G*d
Observant, or just raised that way?

>>8492208
I always unscrew lids when i go out. Sometimes other tables . classic joke

>>8492208
>putting extra salt on your food

this is why you will die young

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>>8493546
>cute dark red haired girl at quiznos
>we talk to each other every time I go in
>tell joke to her, she laughs and we make eye contact
>smiles a lot and super cute
>gonna ask for her number this time....
>a new manager is there, the old crew was all fired and its nothing but niggers now

Havent been back since

>>8493571
Same

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>Go to movie theatre
>Order my crab legs
>Pay $35
>"Wew, that's a lot of money, but it'll be worth it!"
>Legs arrive
>FAKE BUTTER
>"Excuse me, could I have some real butter for my crab legs?"
>"Oh, sorry, we only carry this brand. It's part of our food service contract."

I don't even want to be alive anymore.

>>8493658
What do you expect from a movie theatre