>Be me
>Be aspiring high school chef
>join a competition just to see how I do
>Make it all the way to nationals
>Literally giving every judge I cross a foodgasm
>today's the day
>we have to make our own dish, given every ingredient we're gonna need
>'What will I make to really blow this competition away?'
>make amazing teriyaki chicken and stir fry, with a great side salad cause I'm a simple man
>Simple yet tasty
>Be sure to garnish properly
>Judges love it, no way I could lose
>Can't see what other kid makes because curtain
>Judges are ready to announce winner
>Woo here we go
>"The winner is the other anon!"
>They reveal his dish
>pic related
>mfw
>>8488140
>They reveal his dish
>the lid falls off
>pic related
>mfw
I memed it up a bit for you amigo
>>8488140
>you must be 18 years of age or older to post on this site
>>8488169
Implying I can't be 18 in my senior year.
>>8488173
>i go to boces im kinda a big deal: the post
>>8488199
Oh please, nothings ever gonna say you did good.
>guize i can drizzle sauces nicely,
Bet you cant even make a french omelette properly
Bet you autistically reee bc all mommy buys you in dried seasonings and tendies so you dont think you can cookbwithout fresh everything and a set of wusthof or shun knives
>>8488173
18 is an arbitrary term. Too bad there's no litmus test for being an immature shitposting faggot, such as yourself.
I bet you make some fire garlic bread
>>8488215
Not the guy you're responding to but you shouldn't post from your cellular if you're going to get so mad. Or at least proof read ffs.
>t. Semi cellular lurker
>>8488244
Op here you got me gud I'm gonna go use my dollar star chef knife to off myself now
>>8488215