Hey /ck/! What kind of foods do you guys sneak into a movie theater?

>>8488055
I take my own crab legs, the ones they serve are too expensive.

>>8488055
none, because I ain't paying 12.95 for a damn movie ticket

>inb4 dollar movies
Eat before you go in and buy a pitcher of beer

>>8488059
That would be amusing to see!

>>8488055
spaghetti

i get my gf to sneak it in her purse

>>8488055
A 4oz flask of wild turkey 101. Was thinking of doing everclear though.

I take my trained theatre falcon to steal crablegs from the rest of the patrons and use my theatre anvil to crack them :^)

>>8488350
straight savage

>>8488378
Kill yourself

>>8488393
You know what? I'm gonna cook some food and enjoy eating it afterwards instead of doing that.

I don't eat at the theater because I am not a diabetic land whale, and I can go 2 hours without stuffing my face.

There's almost nothing worse than hearing someone fuck around with crumply food wrappers and chewing popcorn while you're trying to watch a movie. And the things that are worse are also things that occur in movie theaters (clapping, cell phone usage, etc.)

popcorn chicken and a flask of bourbon

The only things I have ever snuck into theaters are vodka and soda.

>>8488061

My local theater has $5 matinees Monday through Thursday. New movies too. They don't always get my indie hipster flicks in but hey $5

I snuck a cup of coffee in in my jacket pocket last time. Felt like a real BADASS.

>>8488055
when I saw Rogue One with my roommate we each had 2 22oz cans of PBR and snacks. I had peach rings and nacho cheese doritos

It's funny to be sitting in a theater trying to quietly pop a can of beer only to hear a chorus of other beer cans being opened around me

bring a grill and have her put beers in her purse and leave the normal belongings in the car. a pack of sour patch kids or some cashews.
that is if I cant bring crablegs.