Does anyone else get really fucked up diarhea from drinking coffee...?

Yeah, probably has something to do with the caffeine.

Also Historia best girl.

coffee being a laxative is just an urban wives fable

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Im pretty sure its not considering whenever I have a cup I get a mean bellyache and have to make a run for the stalls 20min later

>>8480238
pavlov like response because you got use to taking shit every time you drink coffee

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>mfw coffee farts mixed with pizza

I remember when I first starting drinking coffee it would produce the laxative effect, which I enjoyed. A good shit is priceless.

But, now it barely even gets me energized. I need to go cold turkey for a while, but I refuse.

Interestingly I don't think the caffeine effect is well understood. The model is that it antagonizes adenosine receptors. Adenosine is kind of a marker for sleepiness. As the day goes on, you accumulate more adenosine, and you get tired, so it antagonizes (blocks) receptors for the sleepy thing.

However, if that is correct, why would it be such a powerful stimulant in the morning, when in theory your level of adenosine would be at its lowest possible?

It's not technically a laxative, but it does have a similar effect for a portion of the population. You can google this, they pretty much identified the causes and outcomes.

happens to me i take a shit after every morning coffee