Hi /ck/ my daughter is depressed today because the Dallas cowboys

>>8476139
CHEESE-cake.

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>>8476139
Put frosting on a football and hand it to your child.

Tell her losers eat loser food.

[spoiler]cookies ARE pretty easy bud, give em a shot.[/spoiler]

>>8476139
Im gonna need a picture of her asshole to assess the butthurt. I a doctor

In Seattle they have cookies, cupcakes, and other bakery items with a Seahawks theme in grocery stores here. If you live in Texas, the grocery stores in your area may have Cowboys themed sweets.

If not and decorating is too difficult, then just make a cake of her favorite flavor and use cake frosting or icing and ice cream the colors the same as the Cowboys football team. Good luck!

>>8476139
make her a philly cheesesteak!

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>>8476662
>>8476142
Very funny guys

>>8476139
Did she recover from yesterday's rape?

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>>8476139
DAK PRESCOTT IS A TALENTLESS MEME AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

Make her a big 'ol pot of chili WITHOUT BEANS (the way cowboys eat it :^)

>>8477013
You may be retarded.

Hey, psychologist here.

She wants the dick,

Regards,

Me.

>>8476139
Cook her a fucking beets down because the Cowboys fucking blew it big time.

>"depressed" because a shitty sports team lost a game

Fucking degenerates.

just keep an eye on her because it's the playoffs and so she's likely to choke.

>>8476139
Don't teach your daughter to eat her feelings. It's an awful habit that takes forever to unlearn.

>>8476139

Make her a steelers fan like me. That way she wouldn't have to be depressed until next week...

>>8479079
Good luck in Mass vs. Brady.

>>8479098
haha
they are going to need all the luck they can get

t.MAsshole

>>8479098
>>8479125

I'm fully aware of the situation. Hence why I said she won't have to be depressed until next week if she was a steelers fan. It won't be impossible to win, just improbable...

>>8479042
This. Stop adding fat chicks to the pool, you faggot

>>8476139
Stop making these threads you fucking degenerate.

AYYY HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP

*dabs*
*dabs*
*dabs*

WE DEM BOYZ

*dabs*
*dabs*

Make 5 cookies that can say "Sorry" Or alternatively "Loser" when put together.
Make sure you dont so what i did and
>put frosting on the wrong side
>the lid falls off