bro, next time you eat a burger, on your way to heart diseas

Yeah so i have an eating disorder. It started years ago, it´s not anorexia etc. I just don´t like food, i hate eating and everything else. I hate cooking. But there is a men in my life. My new boyfriend. We met in a club, he came out of nowhere. And he changed a lot in my life, even if he doesn´t know it. He says things like "Hei. Just stop it. Just stop being sad. Just don´t do it". And somehow that helps me a lot.
And today i ordered food. I do that from time to time. But today i ordered it just because i wanted to eat that. Not because i was hungry. Not because i need to eat. Just because i wanted to eat a burger and chicken nuggets, just for the fun so fuck your cows. Man. For me that means a world. And i hope i will be brave enough to tell him that when i see him again.

>>8471331
K....what now? I'm still gonna eat this whataburger double meat with cheese.

>implying the prospect of death doesn't make me want to eat it more

Two birds, one stone.

only if you stop and consider the living plants that were slaughtered for your consumption.

this post was structured horrendously

Let me consider it for a moment. Okay, back to eating.

Why the hell doesn't meat kill me faster?

>>8471331
I read this post while finishing a bowl of chili made with venison, elk, and bacon.

Now I'm going to get another bowl.

>>8471331
slow claps*
steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell.
But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.
The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails.
Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^).
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...

>>8471738
badass alert

>>8471755
Eh, not really.
The venison/bacon chili was pulled out of the freezer to salvage the elk chili my uncle gave me.
The only spice he used to make it was chili powder. No garlic, no onion, no peppers. Just ground elk, tomato paste, black and kidney beans, and chili powder.