>go to book store >find cook books >take pictures of

Wow, you master criminal

>Load up with expensive organic produce
>Go through self checkout
>Ring through everything as $.88 / lb bananas

>>8470805
Yeah but you don't get to cum on the photo of Giada

>type in food I wish to cook on Google
>find thousands of recipes
>screencap one

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>>8470818
Says you

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>>8470805
>Need a gift for mom
>Fill up a binder with printouts of Jamie Oliver recipes
>Tell it's a special collection you found on Ebay

D E V I L I S H
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>deep frying with olive oil

jus tryan stop me

>>8470805
Itt. Too stupid to pirate ebooks

>>8470814
lel
glad I'm not the only one who does this. self checkout is like the store asking you to steal shit.

>>8470805
But you can do this anyway in a library. They have cook books.

>>8470970
Tbh I just made this dumb thread while killing time in a book store. Can you believe you can't buy booze on Sunday before 12pm where I live?

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>>8470828
>screencap one

>only one
>not two or three

>>8470805

that's devilish

>>8470814

stop right there criminal scum

>>8471163
Can't buy it on Sundays at all here. Just do the alcoholic thing and go buy some mouth wash

>>8471215
>Just do the alcoholic thing and go buy some mouth wash

Gross dude. If I were an alcoholic I would just stock up on Saturday.

>>8471163
It's 1pm here, thankfully I slept til 1:30. Going for it soon.
The worst is getting out of church at 11:30 and having to sit outside the store for an hour and a half. I can't do 200 stairs twice in a row so I wait until 1. Literally retarded. You are refused a sale up until the exact second it turns 1.

>>8471248
You can't buy liquor at all on sunday here either but you can buy anything up to ~15% after 1.

Add a bit of water to pan and apply lid rather than flipping the egg to make over easy.
>tfw C O R R U P T

recipe calls to flip, never flip.

>>8471167
I don't want to get too greedy

>>8471163
Can't buy booze on sunday in a large part of the bible belt. Most places, even godforsaken Mississippi, you can buy beer now on sunday. Godbless the ever fucked up south.

>>8470930
Have fun with your cancer, bad tasting food, and burning house

>>8470805
i used to work at a retail store that sold some cooking magazines, i would photocopy recipes i wanted to try.
SINISTER

>>8470893
wew

she knows btw

but you're special to her anyway

>>8471163
how do you watch football?

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>>8471525
My state has no NFL team and most collect football games are on thursday/friday/saturday

>>8471531
college football*

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>>8470930

>>8470814
>sorry i thought this PS4 was bananas

>>8471163
>not stocking up two or three times a week
What are you even doing with your life?

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>have pretty big cookbook collection
>never use them

I CANNOT BE CONTAINED

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>>8471909
You monster

>recipe calls for cake flour
>use AP flour instead
DERANGED

>>8470814
I did this with Pink Lady apples, and scanned them as regular shit-tier apples.

After a few weeks the shop realised this and the til would be rung up if you scanned Pink Ladies... The bastards.

>have book of secret family recipes
>scan it and upload the whole thing to /ck/

SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>go to Burger King
>go in the restroom and take a 45 minute shit
>don't wash my hands
>leave without purchasing anything
>buy breakfast next door at McDonald's

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>>8471531
Oklahomo?

>>8471985
Did this actually happen

>Can't buy alcohol on Sunday in Texas
>Go to Asian store and they sell it

Puck the folice

>>8472244
I just bought alcohol in Texas you double nigger. You just have to wait until noon and it can't be liquor (unless it's at a bar or restaurant).

>>8470814
i do this too

>>8472404
>You just have to wait until noon and it can't be liquor
i am convinced the state would make retarded money if they just sold liquor on sundays. the liquor store doesnt even need to be open for long, just like a few hours after church

>>8472181
Yeah, I uploaded it a few years back. It's still in the archives if you search for it

>>8472441
Eh. It's a retarded law but I get over it since almost every liquor store I've been in is run by one person who works 11 hours a day 6 days a week. There are a few bigger stores with many employees but it's rare. Those liquor store owners need a day off so they can sell me shit the other 6 days.

>>8471979
my store had wild rice in the bulk containers at something like $15 a pound

next time I went there they had taken it out

>>8472443
On warosu? What should I search for?

>>8472476
I think just searching for family cookbook will bring it up.

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I PUT SALT IN THE PEPPER SHAKER!

>>8472455
here in my state they are owned by the government and apparently its basically impossible to get more than 20 hours a week because of some retarded policy they have

>>8472481
Not him but i found it

>>8472468
Did they get rung
>>8472468
up as bananas?