Hello al/ck/ies, I need your help. Last night I had a dream

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As a general rule, the more interesting the bottle, the less interesting the content. This applies whether it's extremely flamboyant like skull heads, or extremely "minimalist" like durr durr it's a perfect square with helvetica font. Bottles should blend in with all the rest, if the content was good, you'd know what to reach for.

There are a very few exceptions to this rule, but the fact that they have to be pointed out just proves the point.

drink perfume

Glayva comes like this.

>>8470560

I'm going to have to disagree with you, compadre. I like the tequila that comes in skull-shaped bottles, though I know to reach for the repasado and añejo before ever reaching for the blanco

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Patron?

>>8470698

OP said the bottle he was talking about was very thin. The patron bottle is just as deep as it is wide, therefore it clearly can't be it.

Reading comprehension bro.

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>>8470701
Shot in the dark, man, sometimes the mind can be cloudy in Dreamland, you never know

I've seen gray goose like that

>>8470547
flor de cana is not quite an oblong but is squat

otherwise just melt a hole into the front of a bottle of Woodford Reserve

>>8470547
Considering this was a dream, there is the faint possibility, and bear with me here, that you simply imagined it and no such thing exists.

Perhaps subconsciously that this dream is telling us is you've been focused on style rather than substance, and you'd like something decorative to make you feel special.

Maybe you should look into interior decorating or /fa/.