bad restaurant experiences thread >trying out a new restaurant

>>8463708
>skipping out on your bill because your sweet tomato paste wasn't cold.

Looks like you were just looking for any excuse to steal you fucking thief faggot.

>new hip steakhouse with local sourced ingredients
>anniversary dinner w/ wife
>have a blast sipping wine and talking whilst gazing in her eyes
>that girl i fell in love with never went away
>dinner arrives aka the best brisket ive ever had
>finish last glass of wine before cheque arrives
>put hand under table, no fucking gum underneath
>pay bill & go home
>beat wife

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One of my worst memories

>visiting my grandparents in florida
>go to some "diner" that was essentially a mobile home with an added plywood room built into it
>the waitress has to be about 75 and looks like rosie odonnells final form
>my mom looks at me like we've made a huge mistake
>grandma orders some fried alligator as an appetizer
>I tried a piece and had an instant gag reflex
>I ordered a chicken sandwich and nothing to drink to play it safe
>we all finish eating and go out to the car to leave
>I smell the unmistakable stench of rotting flesh
>peak around the corner to the dumpster out back
>there's a mangled and decaying alligator carcass oozing pus dangling out of the dumpster
>it's dripping yellow and orange liquid all over the ground
>flies are swarming everywhere
>the "cook" is sitting right next to it in a lawn chair smoking a cigarette unfazed by it
>choke on my vomit and wish for the total destruction of florida and it's people

>>8463708
>skipping out

Good for you. Screw those corporate pirates. It's not like they're going to bother to prosecute, but I wouldn't go back to that restaurant for a good long while.