i'm planning a spaghettata (pasta party basically) anyone

spaghetti with marinara sauce

or

Egg noodles with ketchup

Dude, how about some marijuanara sauce?

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>>8457445
i like how you think buddy

>>8457450
Also, try those zoodles. Those zuccini noodles. Zuccini and marinara are the top tits.

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Linguine with clam sauce, you punk bitch.

>>8457460
thanks ya sweet cunt

>>8457415
beef stroganoff over pappardelle
fettucine carbonara

>>8457415
>spaghettata
Are you 12 fucking years old, or autistic.

>>8457812
Both.

>>8457415

Spaghetata..friendo.

>>8457415

fettuccine alfredo

pasta bake with motzorel

>>8457989
>>8457977
i mean you're right i'm dumb as fuck but it's just a stupid fuckin word me and my buddies use for "pasta party" chill

>>8457415

No worries, boyo, I've been throwing spagheroonis for my mates for years and they always leave happy, actually met my wife during one. I think you should make a proper carbonara, I've been trained by a professional Italian from New Jersey, USA when I worked at the chip shop in Swansea city and know all the tricks.

>get spaghetti pasta noodles
>get a pot
>break noodle spaghetti pasta in half for even cooking
>cover with cold water and put on high heat
>boil 3-5 minutes longer than package directions because Americans don't use metric system
>add proper expensive virgin oil to water so spageti noodles don't stick
>don't add salt because that damages the pot
>when pasta is done and sticks to cupboard when tossed then drain and rinse off with cold water
>now start the sauce
>get some ham and margarine and cook on high heat
>add peas, garlic, dried Italian seasoning
>now get two cold whole eggs and toss into pan
>add philadelphia cheese cream
>toss in pasta spageti noodles
>salt and pepper
>shake over some grated parmesan

Have fun, mate. Guaranteed to make your mates proud of you.

>>8457415
mcchicken carbonara

>>8458289
even though this is a troll post, I would still eat it

>>8458449

Troll? I'm not some Norwegian cunt. Glad you like the recipe though, might make a cook along thread soon enough.

>>8457415
spaghetti casserole! its actually a think i swear!

handy cause its an oven dish so you can tend to your guest while monitoring the progress and its hard to cook for a lot of people on my dinky ass stove.

>>8458289
oddly enough my boyfriend regularly made something very very similar to this when we were students
it was actually pretty fuckin good

>>8458289
Whole eggs as in hardboiled or just raw and toss in to cook in with everything?

>>8458289
Your bait is so 2015

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Pesto my man

>>8458757

you mean....lasagna?

Make suee to have enough sauce to cover the noodles. Nobody wants dry noodles with no taste.

>>8459723
cant go wrong there

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If you really want to impress people....

>>8459667

I used to eat lunch occasionally with one old time Italian family who always (at least every time I was there) served hard boiled eggs with the pasta.

>>8460411
He actually did it, the absolute mad man!
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