At the liquor store right now and theyre out of black seal. Need

Brown seal.

I'd say Sailor Jerry's but you're some kind of faggy alcohol snob, and also sound like a giant puss.

are you standing in the middle of the store looking at your phone

>>8451412
sailor jerry's isn't a dark rum

>>8451363
I dunno, what's it for? Myer's keeps coming up but I've never tried it. Coruba is decent, coarser flavour but good for dark and stormies.

store's closed op

what did you get

>>8451435
Panicked and bought myers. Not as good as black seal but not a bad backup.

>>8451412
Nah, im just inexperienced and the store didnt have the rum i was craving so i wanted something similar.

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>>8451363
>not getting Kraken

>>8451579
You know those alcohols from high school that you puked up too many times to like anymore? Kraken was one of those for me. Same goes with jager and fireball.

>>8451363

Ron Del Barrilito

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>>8451412
>alcohol snob
>buying rum

>>8451668
Never puked from anything but vodka tbqh. Though Kraken gives me nightmarish hangovers if I'm not careful

>>8451579

Goslings kicks the shit out of Kraken my young and inexperienced friend.

>>8453033
No shit, but he said the store doesn't gave any Goslings.
Kraken is a perfectly fine, cheap alternative.

>>8451668
I've never puked from booze, even when completely blackout. Maybe you're just a pussy.

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>>8453039
Kraken tastes like dirty shitwater with sriracha in it. But hey, if that's what you like don't let anybody with a semblance of taste stop you.