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Didn't see a food gore thread

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Didn't see a food gore thread
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https://youtu.be/GvTNnuCYmms?t=1m59s
saw this, start at the 2m mark. right before that there is like a swimming pool of grease, but i assume that dorilocos crap will get more shudders
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>>8450889
There's no way that's real. No one is that stupid.

Are they?
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>>8450889
that's a pretty good sear
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>>8450889
This chicken is not salmon.
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>>8451082
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>>8451098

>Surprised some dumbfuck who looks like they skirted through life via getting fucked thinks this way
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>>8450905
you weren't kidding about that grease holy shit
>amazing cooking skills
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>>8451082
>>8451098

dakota jean with the bantz

how is it not exceedingly obvious to yall that she's havin a laff?
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>>8450905
I think its at least part water, they were boiling eggs in it, looks like a pot of water with a raised bit for frying

That being said, it sure is some used water
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>>8450889
That's actually a pic of a Japanese dish.

Apparently there's this one place over there that raises healthy enough chickens for them to be eaten semi-raw.
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>>8451082
Saw that exact conversation except it was some black chick who said that.
>It's not salmon, it's chicken!
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>>8450905
Holy smokes that video of the "drink" with the seafood, I said out loud "just put one in the straw so I can choke myself to death" and he fucking did it
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>>8451409
>>8451413

what kind of fucking idiot saves thumbnails
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>>8451409
Let me help you.
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>>8451552
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>>8450922
that's what resolutions these crazy kids have their phones at these days anon!
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>>8451556
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>>8451565
Here is a deep dish Chicago style hawaiian pizza
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>>8451570
You're a madman.

I mean, I would eat this delicious wad of cheese and dough topped with my favorite fruit, but this is in no way pizza.
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>>8451291
Chances are you're not going to get sick from raw chicken, the issue is that it's generally the dirtiest kept meat, along with pork, leading to the higher rates of poisoning and thus the heightened awareness campaigns specifically targeting raw chicken and, to a lesser extent, pork.
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>>8450889
>Didn't see a food gore thread
Probably because you're not on /b/ you stupid fuck
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>>8451536
A phone shitter
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>>8451794
this will never fail to make me chuckle
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>>8451797
What are you even talking about you autist
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>>8451928
Now that's a proper 'za.
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>>8450889
meat that isnt cooked to medium well/well done is disgusting
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>>8452094
So is low quality bait like your shitty post
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>>8451928
Why light it on fire? Why not eat your olives and yogurt on black paper like a normal person?
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anyone watched jack's new video yet?
>>8451794
>the blood running down the port holes
every fucking time
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>>8451556
oh good, at least the pizza is secure
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>>8452295
>everything i don't agree with is bait
fuck off kid
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2017 is the year of the jack boys
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>>8452513
>>the blood running down the port holes

Where, the one he posted about 2 hours ago?

I just watched and couldn't find it....granted, I know he did undercook it because he only cooked it for a couple of min; but he didn't actually show it undercooked i dont think
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>>8452656
no the fish i was replying to
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Little Caesar's cheesy bacon bread bites
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>>8452527
>autistic bait post in a food gore thread regarding personal preferences
>calling others kid
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>>8450905
Do Mexicans literally not understand the concept of "foodpairing"?

They throw any old shit together, and just assume it works.
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>>8450889
ITS SO RAW ITS JUST CROSSED THE STREET
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>>8451500
It'ts just an over complicated bloody mary.
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>>8451570
Are you kidding? I'd eat the shit out of that
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>>8451928
PRETTY PATTIES
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>>8452322
You have to activate it.
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>>8451565
>italian_navy.gif
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>>8452643
Jesus Christ. His videos are frustrating to watch. It gets to a point where you just want to strangle the fat fuck and yell at him to stop.
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>>8452643

>watch video
>fucking jack
>see caption

How did I know this was him? fucking magician
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>>8451570
Fucking heresy.
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>>8456163
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>>8456174
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>>8456176
food is better when served by a quality chèf like jack
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>>8456178
oh sorry thats not jack, thats a different idiot
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>>8451928
What is this nasty shit?
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>>8451155
Ok dakota
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eesy as 1 2 3
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>>8452785
Was at a Bama vs Clemson watching party and some people brought these. I shuddered internaly as a room full of people went crazy about how "good" they were.
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>>8456184
>>8456302
>>8456176
>>8456174
>>8456163

These always turn into Ja/ck/ threads. Its just an inevitability now.

Not that I'm complaining. It's like watching a really good car crash
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>>8456447
When Jack cooks /ck/ comes in close
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>>8456447
Jack is a god among men
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>>8456163
He can't even fucking cut the limes right
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>>8456551
>slobber all over your dish
>feed it to your son
>it's like kissing him
>you are now both gay

Good thing he got out of Commiefornia before they could turn his family into homos
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>>8456593
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>>8456593
>Food Jacks Awards 2015
excuse me, but wtf is up with that video?
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>>8456593
This image is so dense. It's tough for me to find a favorite part, but I usually settle on the phone in the meat packaging.
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>>8456633
Food Jacks means everyone in Jack's audience, I like to consider /ck/ honorary food Jacks

the Food Jacks Award is Jack listing award categories and winners of those categories at the end of the year. Food Jacks 2016 came out a couple weeks back.
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>>8456644
imagine watching a video of him sucking a dick it would be pretty funny 2bh no homo
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>>8451928
what nationality cooks this shit so I know who to hate.
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>>8456679
Koreans. The niggers of the East.
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>>8456668
hehe
as if he'd do that, he's totally a straight married man
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>>8450905
>waiting for her to chop her fingers off
what the fuck is wrong with mexicans
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>>8456178
My nigga cut that shit w a butter knife... Fuck. Who is that
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>>8456696
got one of him eating a hot dog? I wanna jerk off no homo
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>>8456757
close as I got in my Jack Folder desu
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>>8456764
one of the things I like about jack is he takes enormous bites and subjects us to 10 seconds of chewing because he is too polite to talk with his mouth full
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Jack has something with eggs
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>>8456794
Oh my god..
He doesn't just eat in massive fucking bites..
He sticks his tongue out to hold it..EEWW
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>>8452643
whats wrongw ith this?
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>>8456176
IT'S RAAAAAAAAAAAW!
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>>8451565
I respect people who catch their pizza wild rather than buy that storebought farmed shit.
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>>8456736
>covering a stick of what looks like lard with pisswater salsa

For what porpoise? What was he trying to make?
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>>8457110
It's cream cheese.
I think it was a dip or somthing
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>>8451556
>>8451565
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>>8451570
Thought this was a food Gore thread, not food porn.
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>>8456163
>Sheeet dis cooking shit is easy. Just put food in a pot and heat it up right?
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>>8456794
who eats like this? Hes like the missing link
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>>8457019
>cooking at least 6 servings of slamon on one small stovetop pan
>olive oil and butter
>awkwardly flipping it with tongs and a spat because hes scared of getting burned
also if you watch the whole thing it doesnt cook all the way through
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>>8456736
WA LA
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>>8457275
he bakes it afterwards with potatoes long enough for them to be done, so I'm sure the salmon was more than cooked through
>heard you talking shit
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>>8456764
The actual video of him eating that is even better. Tammy says, "what a mess" and Jack Jr responds, "You married that mess".
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>>8457275
he bakes it to shit afterwards, it's overdone in a rare departure for Jack

>>8457404
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>>8456163

I don't even understand what this is supposed to be, some kind of ghetto hot dog chili?

Also what is that anal prolapse he pulls out a jar? A red pepper? Where do you buy a single red pepper in a jar?
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>>8456178
JESUS CHRIST
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>>8452322
It's a tourist trap scam.
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>>8457446
This is the worst Jack webm I've ever seen. You may die from undercooked meat but at least it won't be as unpleasant as overbaked brownie.

That's a real tragedy.
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>>8456850

iirc he didn't turn it on correctly
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hey there, this is dakota, this was definitely me trolling lol i really intended it for friends n family but it ended up going viral fml
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>>8457837
Yeah, he had it on the setting for small pans then got upset that it only heated the middle. He called it a piece of junk.
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>half the posts are missing
At least I know my jack filter is working.
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>>8452513
>from sierre leone
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Is Jack the DSP of cooking?
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>>8457915
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How has Jack not killed his family and friends with all of that rare pork and chicken he feeds them? Fuckers got some strong immune systems.
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>>8458167
they've gotten so much exposure to deadly foodborne illness that they've developed superantibodies that could fight off cancer
truly jack is a hero
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>>8456184
what video is this jesus christ
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>>8456178
Does anyone have the screencap of the anon that tried making her sauce?
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>>8456174
The only thing really cringy about this is that he obviously didn't properly mix and aerate the eggs before cooking, and cooked it slightly too hot.

GOAT omelette recipe

>turn on stove to medium
>TINY amout of butter
>two eggs
>mix and pour when you see largish bubbles
>thin sliced extra sharp cheddar
>put it on when the omelet is cooked about 50% through
>it will be melted when it is cooked about 90% through
>outside should be slight crispy
>fold onto plate
>tobasco on top
>melted cheese mixes with warm egg, textures go crispy > fluffy > gooey
>sharpness of cheddar mixes with tobasco
> 3 ingredients and 5 minutes and you have a delicious breakfast

I mean, I like hollandaise as much as the next guy, but there's nothing wrong with a simple breakfast.
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>>8458269
no but i have the full video
https://youtu.be/c7Md4YR75qU
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>>8458308
nvm i found it posted in an archived thread- its likely over the MB limit but if anyone comes along

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>>8458170
>Mayonnaise in a fucking chocolate cake

WHO TOUCHED THIS MAN IN HIS CHILDHOOD
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>>8458320
at least this one would probably taste pretty good despite looking like vomit, and being a heart attack waiting
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>>8458376
It works though.
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>>8458386
So do a million alternatives that aren't mayo
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>>8458320
>implying this wouldn't be delicious
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>>8458402
it'd probably be fucking incredible but some of us like having functioning hearts
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>>8456630
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>>8458308
i've never watched this before but holy shit

it's not homemade if you used canned sauce. why is she using so much oil? why is she using both garlic and garlic powder? why is she using both onions and onion powder? did the garlic even release any good flavor when it was being fucking deepfried? why does she think burnt is 'golden brown'? why does her pasta look so dry and seem so spongy? why is the sauce so thin?

why?
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>>8450889
>medium rare chicken strips
What the fuck
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>>8456302

>he even fucks up waffles

Fucking HOW

I swear to god his shit is just some sort of giant prank, a big old troll, some variety of unironic shitposting, because nobody in their right mind could fuck things up as badly as Jack
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>>8458399
like what? egg and oil?
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Eggy your a bitch.
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Eggman its Eliza, please unban me.

I am sorry for what I said.
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>8458673
>nothing
He lost, I think that was pretty wrong of him to do.
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>>8457466
>Where do you buy a single red pepper in a jar?
Since it's ja/ck/ I'd guess Walmart.
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>>8458700
this is my favorite picture

ever
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>>8457461
Which video does he say to napalm palestine?
Also how does he stay in business? Does he actually make enough money from youtube, selling sauce, and shilling infomercial-tier products to make a living?
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>>8457461
>bean dip
>no beans
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>>8457461
i dodnt even notice cream cheesy thingy
jesus fucking christ this guy
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>>8450905
This shit is fucking dirty. Nobody wears gloves when handling the food. Only one place used gloves and it was only on one hand. Fuck Mexico and their nasty ass food
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>>8456184
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>>8458825
>Nobody wears gloves when handling the food.
You're right, it's this new thing called washing your goddamn hands.

Although it is Mexico, so I might concede the point.

If watching sushi getting made triggers you though, you're a huge faggot.
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>>8457336
It's spelled viola
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>>8458631
YES. EXACTLY EGGS AND OIL.
Mayo has far more in it than just eggs and oil if you're buying it from a store.
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>>8458820
maybe you're supposed to dip beans in it
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>>8456188
At first it looked like those mushrooms that turn black in the late summer. The ones that you can step on to make them explode into a cloud of dust.
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>>8458887
let me try...

WA LA
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>>8457178
Oh. Must be some kind of ghetto bruschetta. Honestly not too far off the mark.

t. Pantry cook with over 300 confirmed bruschettas.
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>>8457404
>those beedy soulless mongoloid eyes

everytime
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>>8458320
That's basically a mashed up enchilada actually. With ghetto ingredient choices and a lot more cheese, but it's functionally the same ideas.

Enchilada broken down:
>meat
>cheese
>tortillas (traditionally corn, but I find them soggy and gross as this would be.)
>tomato sauce
>baked
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>>8458170
Christ. At least he can crack an egg
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>>8458631
Something other than adding vinegar to your cake sounds good.
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holy fuck I just listened to Jack for the first time
he talks like a normal person

I always pictured him having a slow slurred speech or even straightup retard-voice but he sounds like a normal person. quite a shock desu
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>>8458320
>adding milk
WHY
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>>8458320
I wonder if Jack had sex with her.
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>>8458700
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>>8459048
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>>8459050
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>>8459053
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>>8459055
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>>8450922
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>>8459056
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>>8459062
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>>8459055
they all fucked later right?
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>>8459072
probably
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>>8459070
The watermark on the image that's used on the cake is what really sells this
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>>8456691
t. Suzuki
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People keep telling me I undercooked this steak but I'm pretty sure it's rare. Thoughts?
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Reminder that jacks popularity is a direct result of Reddit.
Faggots.
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>20 years ago, living at my grandma's with my mom
>Want to surprise Mom with breakfast in bed the day after she gets groceries
>Take every ounce of food in the house and empty it into bowls that I position around her while she's still sleeping
>She wakes up and knocks the gallon bowl of M&Ms over onto the floor
>The shock of the sound makes her recoil and knock over all the other food, easily 25 bowls of varying size
>Try to tell her I made her breakfast in bed but she cuts me off and calmly tells me to leave so I close the door and go play Mario Paint
>Can hear her crying so I open the door and she's picking up spaghetti strands on the carpet with her eyes closed
>Within the next few days she tries to move out and leave me with my grandma but she's back in two weeks I threw all of my grandma's pumpkins into the neighbor's driveway
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>>8456551
>https://youtu.be/GvTNnuCYmms?t=1m59

you know its deliberate when there's a set of knives RIGHT FUCKING THERE DUDE!!!
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>>8459116
>she's picking up spaghetti strands on the carpet with her eyes closed
>she tries to move out and leave me with my grandma
>I threw all of my grandma's pumpkins into the neighbor's driveway

Holy fucking kek.
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>>8459116
What the fuck were you thinking?
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>>8457461
A FUCKING BAG
>>
Glockamole
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>>8459117
>le white people cooking
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>>8459055
The funny thing is these guys are all paid actors for this "art exhibit". I would kill to have been there for that photoshoot
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>>8459226
>allergic to glucose
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>>8451570
just call it a warm quiche
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>>8459116
I can understand the shock when she woke up, but what made her so upset that she'd try to leave you?
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>>8456184
what in the fuck?
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>>8456551
>that set of knives

i own the exact same one...
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>>8450889
This actually made me gag. Wow.
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>>8459252
I doubt this was an isolated incident.
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>>8458055
>thinking Cooking Badly with the King isn't the original Cooking with Jack

oh coooooommme oooooon
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>>8458769
it's the christian talk show i think coffee is in the title. I don't think he said he wants to, jsut that it would fix a lot of problems, but he very cleaarly does not care for sandniggers
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>>8459025
I bet she gives awesome Christian handjobs
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>>8459116
I don't understand the pumpkins but I definitely laughed about it
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>>8451082
>people being THAT stupid
Holy shit , my brain hurts.
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>>8459092
good call
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>>8456764
ducke
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>>8457248
>>8457016
His wife does the same in that webm where they kiss.
Disgusts me to no end.
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>>8459366
>I doubt this was an isolated incident.

I left my wife, because she has a son who is literally this fucking retarded and when I read it, made me think of him

Yes, I temporarily cucked myself and had a wife's son.
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I got to say im fairly new to this board, having been only lurking for about 6-7 months and rarely commenting.
I have to tell you guys, having been on 4chan since '08, that any other board would have ruined jack by now, or at least linked him to multiple threads.
You guys are breddy gool,
I commend you guys for the ability to go to the zoo and not throw rocks at the monkies
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>>8459622
fuck off retard
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>>8459544
Was the experience as memetic as they say?
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>>8452513
First I was wondering why liquor had an expiration date, then I realizes it's probably for the cheap plastic being slowly dissolved by the horse piss inside.

>Premium Quality
This is why advertising is immoral.
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>>8457016
he's the savior cooking deserves.
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>>8459220
Glockamole?
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>>8451570
That's way too big. A good deep dish looks more like this.
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>>8456184
What is this dude's fucking deal? How do you look at that shit and say "yeah I did this right. To YouTube!"
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>>8459903
he has 300k subscribers which gives him positive reinforcement for being fucking stupid
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>>8459226
>sugars ending in -cose
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>>8459226
>The funny thing is these guys are all paid actors for this "art exhibit".
That's actually what makes it unfunny, though
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>>8459903
that was the original recipe, he did it like 3 times before realizing it was shit and had to change it. it is a blooper that one of two CK users who make webms decided would be a good image to misrepresent Ja/ck/ as inept
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>>8459938
Masao best chef
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>>8459962
hey jack, welcome to 4chan
reminder that you are inept
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>>8459244
>Allerigic to
Glucose
galactose
fructose
xylose
Sucrose
lactose
maltose
trehalose
stachyose
amylose
cellulose
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>>8456794
>firstkiss.webm
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>>8459046
>The stock picture on the cake with "getty images" in big letters
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>>8460775
That doesn't look half bad,what's the joke here?
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>>8459091
Looks closer to blue than rare. I don't like mine any more rare than medium rare. If you liked it, who gives a shit what they think.
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>>8456402
Nigga it's bread, cheese, and bacon, that tastes good to most people who haven't convinced themselves it's disgusting, get the stick out of your ass
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>>8456178
my mother cuts shit like that, i've never seen her use anything but a steak knife. it's amazing she still has all her fingers.
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>>8451552
Ahh, majestic Pizza Agave.
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>>8452643
>has a pair of tongs in one hand
>still chooses the absolute worst way to flip the fillet
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>>8456174
Even on the TV example, that fucking omelet is fucking scorched.
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>>8456178
I'm soooo pissed off by this.
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>>8450905
some of that looked super good
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>>8456551
>his knives are upside-down.
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>>8451570

That's not pepsi at all.
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>>8459226
Wait, you mean it ISN'T a /ck/ meet up?
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>>8460949
spotted the American.
porcodio il pensiero che qualcuno possa mangiare questa merda mi fa stare male.
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>>8461185
I'm sorry I don't speak Vinny
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>>8461191
no problem, if you did you'd know how to make pasta.
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>>8461199
>>8461185
wait wait wait I know the answer!

...its the milk, right? You're not supposed to use milk?
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>>8460775
well it looks like total shit but i bet it tastes decent
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>>8458376
>>8458170
Mayo on a sweet dish isn't as stupid as it looks like - it's oil plus eggs.
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>>8461229
so why not just use oil and eggs instead of oil eggs and a bunch of other shit like vinegar
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>>8459978
holy shit hes still making videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rd565kHqyQ
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>>8458825
>gloves
There's no point
Are somebody else's body oils gonna give you food poisoning?
If you trust someone enough to not spit in your food then trust them to wash their hands at least. Very few people are cooking so they can intentionally fuck someone up.
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>>8461256
It's what any sane people would do, but meh, I only said that because it looks weirder than it is actually.
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>>8458825
>Nobody wears gloves when handling the food
not exactly true. i used to work at McD and we had to use disposable gloves to put the patties on the grill
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>>8461277
http://masaohf.atspace.com/
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>>8461256
it was a fad in american house wife cooking some decades ago. most dishes that use mayo nowadays stem from those old recipes
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>>8459091
looks rare to me, looks good minus the A1
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>>8459226
Isn't that like all sugars? Wouldn't that mean she couldn't eat any plants?
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>>8461204
Ring a ding ding
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>>8450905
That's water mixed with the fat from the meat, and yes that's an exaggerated quantity.
>Amazing Cooking Skills
It might be obvious but the people in the video are neither skilled at serving nor know how to cook, also the last video is speed up.
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>>8459070
DADSGIVING
I've been meaning to look this up for ages, thanks Anon
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>>8460775
GOMAD
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>>8461185
It's a waste of milk yes but it does look tasty at least.
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>>8452513
I love seeing alcohol beverages in paint thinner cans and windshield wiper fluid jugs.
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Wow thread's still up
>>8459148
I did dumb shit like this every day until I got a job and learned the value of a dollar. Took part of our fence apart to make a clubhouse, too. Looking back, I now realize why people without jobs shouldn't be allowed to vote.
>>8459544
I had a stepdad too. I used to hate him for beating my ass, but in light of what I put him through, that was just good fathering
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>>8459226
Fuck, my mom is one of these people. Thank God she hasn't done this.
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>>8461671
>Fuck my mom
with pleasure
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>>8461694
Shut up, dad.
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>>8461294
Something like 1 in 2 people who handle food don't wash their hands
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>>8461701
You got me Jeremy
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>>8461179
its crystal bepsi
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>>8456178

>2017
>people still don't understand this is a "what did I do wrong?" video for a cooking class

C'mon guys
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>>8458335

Beautiful.

Thanks for posting!
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>>8461179

Lord thundering Jesus
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>>8461229
Plus mustard for some, plus salt, etc.
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>>8459046
you mean...
those were all from the same party?!

make it stop
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>>8460949
Your weight.
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>>8458320
This is like Walmart cooking: the video.
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>>8459038
oh lord
the steve job book
my sides
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>>8452094
Im afraid of blood. My mammy and pappy were afraid of blood. The post.
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>>8461716
>posting it on her personal channel
>not real
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>>8459091
Do you need an airplane noise when the food comes to your mouth you fucking child? Seriously kys and anybody else who cuts all their food up prior to eating instead of using a fork and knife without weapons grade autism.
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>>8460775
All of these top down cooking gifs are gore
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>>8459035
doesnt get much lazier than fucking a

this is a bretty good cringe thread
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>>8458887
Thats a fucking instrument m8
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>>8456174
How does one cook his whole life and make money off of cooking not know how to make a fucking omelette, one of the easiest things to make?
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>>8461702
Why would I wash my hands, they're just going to go in my mouth in a few minutes when I eat my meal.
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Guess the stuffing.
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>>8462448
Balut
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>>8462448
According to the website you took this image from its chicken stuffed with pork, eggs and pancakes.
Isn't Google wonderful?
Faggot.
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>>8462448
Chicken Bakes
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>>8459032
Fuckin Vsauce in the back of the line
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>>8459056
Fucking gelatine 'salads', it should've stayed in the 1960s.
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>>8451409
proof pineapple is destined to be on pizza
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>>8462489
kek
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>>8458308
wasn't this fake? I heard it was used as an example of what not to do when cooking for a cooking class or something.
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>>8451291
same goes for Bresse chickens
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>>8462710

have i just realised that this shit is bait?

oh god i've been baited for years
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>>8462720
that's because you are dumb
sorry, not sorry
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>>8451928
Scissors, on something possibly described as pizza? blasphemy!
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>>8452322
Theory: the insides were full uncooked and they hoped the fire would make them edible
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>>8452094
I'm so sorry to hear you don't love yourself or the beef you eat anon
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>>8452785
Waste of good bread, milk and pig, ugh
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>>8455977
Who is this Jack and where can I find this primo cringe of his
>>
>>8456178
pfft haha the autofocus fail at the beginning is just the icing on the cake
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>>8458308
Oh god, her Italian ancestors are screaming at her from the afterlife. Wasting all those onions and garlic and thinking THAT is al dente? disgrace
>>
>>8458320
WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE. I thought nachos but she doesn't even TRY to layer it. Ghetto chilaquiles maybe?
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>>8462826

why do you think that Nachos must have layers? In my experience most don't.
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>>8458608
I blame the lack of education in our culture.
>>
>>8458673
Dumbass tried to invade Russia in the winter, is what he did wrong
>>
>>8458865
I mean, considering my experience in the food service industry, it's foolish to trust the servers to wash anything
>>
>>8459041
>>8459041
1. WTF is that
2. WTF does the number mean
>>
>>8450889
>>8451082
>falling for a Ken M tier troll
Please guys
>>
>>8459046
DEAR MERCIFUL LORD THAT'S ALL ONE MEAL HOW DID THESE PICTURES SURVIVE THE HELLFIRE THAT ENSUED
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>>8459252
Probably wasting all of the food in the house by virtue of retardation. Can't fix stupid, can only escape it.
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>>8461390
Ding ding ding, what does he win alex?
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>>8450931
Mexicans like their chicken med rare
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>>8459048
genius
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>>8462829
If not layers, at least even distribution without crushing the chips
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>>8457901
you went full retard. you should never go full retard
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>>8456644
>>8456668
>>8456630
>>8456551
>>8456302
>>8456184
Does this board still not get that Jack is a fucking troll?
>>
>>8459014
pay more fucking attention next time
he has quite an obvious lisp
>>
>>8459046
please tell me what the fuck is the story other than it's Thanksgiving
>>
>>8462965
Jack sr. confirmed for homo desu
>>
>>8462847
>
It looks like cauliflower, yo.
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>>8462990
nah, he is, quote, straight by choice, unquote
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>>8459007
Not all enchiladas use tomato. They're about as varied as (and often fucked up like) pizza. I usually like them better with a straight up blended chili sauce, but a little tomato in with beef while braising it for the filling can be nice.
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>>8462962
>making dozens of videos a year, hawking off your crappy sauces, and shilling infomercial products
>m-merely pretending to be a retard h-ha g-gotcha
ok jack
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>>8463007
You getting trolled
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>>8463022
h-haha i w-was just k-kidding everyone k-knows jack is serious h-haha got y-you
>>
>>8463004
well that's a relief
>>
>>8462997
shit, really? My best guess was mashed potatoes
>>
>>8463032
what is this fucking stutter typing?
>>
>>8463061?
> wh-what is this ff-f-fucking s-stut-ter t-typing?
>>
>>8463061
I-I've never used 4Chan.org before, tt-trust me goys!
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>>8463068
no one even talks like that, I don't get it, see ya later
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>>8463073
>implying I'm not a newfag

what scum you are
>>
>>8459116

not amusing, faggot
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>>8462826
possibly a really poorly done frito pie?
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>>8463074
he mad
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>>8459117

why is this shit so infuriating, all you gotta do is follow a fucking recipe or watch a video
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>>8459226

that feel when people like this should be dead already
>>
>>8463104
I am very mad, this is just silly, getting trolled by a fake cooking channel
>>
>>8463061
t-t-trust me g-guys im an old-f-fag but w-w-w-whats with this t-t-typing?
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>>8463114
I got a gold membership in the summer of 2010
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>>8459544
>>
>>8461185

myate
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>>8456178
S T A H P
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>>8463074
> y-yuo maed m-me a-aangry
> b-b-buhbye nn-now
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>>8458380
>>8458402
>>8458519
>having THIS UNREFINED a palette
wew
>>
>>8463113
>fake
stop backpessling jack
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKu3PcgYrU
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>>8459226
Here ya go Megan! That will be 50 bucks!
>>
>>8461179
Is bepis
>>
>>8463975
>>
>>8457006
I don't get these pictures. What does a hot dog with spaghetti and froot loops have to do with North Carolina?
>>
>>8451565
Ok, the refugee crisis has gone too far.
>>
>>8464031
it hasn't gone even far enough honestly
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>>8461199
>steals idea from the orient
>"lol only we know how to make real noodles, you americans with your spageticin alfredo-roni"
>>
>>8457404
unless he undercooked the potatoes
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