This chicken is not salmon.
Holy smokes that video of the "drink" with the seafood, I said out loud "just put one in the straw so I can choke myself to death" and he fucking did it
Here is a deep dish Chicago style hawaiian pizza
Chances are you're not going to get sick from raw chicken, the issue is that it's generally the dirtiest kept meat, along with pork, leading to the higher rates of poisoning and thus the heightened awareness campaigns specifically targeting raw chicken and, to a lesser extent, pork.
What are you even talking about you autist
meat that isnt cooked to medium well/well done is disgusting
anyone watched jack's new video yet?
>the blood running down the port holes
every fucking time
>>the blood running down the port holes
Where, the one he posted about 2 hours ago?
I just watched and couldn't find it....granted, I know he did undercook it because he only cooked it for a couple of min; but he didn't actually show it undercooked i dont think
>autistic bait post in a food gore thread regarding personal preferences
>calling others kid
food is better when served by a quality chèf like jack
oh sorry thats not jack, thats a different idiot
>slobber all over your dish
>feed it to your son
>it's like kissing him
>you are now both gay
Good thing he got out of Commiefornia before they could turn his family into homos
Food Jacks means everyone in Jack's audience, I like to consider /ck/ honorary food Jacks
the Food Jacks Award is Jack listing award categories and winners of those categories at the end of the year. Food Jacks 2016 came out a couple weeks back.
imagine watching a video of him sucking a dick it would be pretty funny 2bh no homo
as if he'd do that, he's totally a straight married man
one of the things I like about jack is he takes enormous bites and subjects us to 10 seconds of chewing because he is too polite to talk with his mouth full
>cooking at least 6 servings of slamon on one small stovetop pan
>olive oil and butter
>awkwardly flipping it with tongs and a spat because hes scared of getting burned
also if you watch the whole thing it doesnt cook all the way through
he bakes it afterwards with potatoes long enough for them to be done, so I'm sure the salmon was more than cooked through
>heard you talking shit
I don't even understand what this is supposed to be, some kind of ghetto hot dog chili?
Also what is that anal prolapse he pulls out a jar? A red pepper? Where do you buy a single red pepper in a jar?
This is the worst Jack webm I've ever seen. You may die from undercooked meat but at least it won't be as unpleasant as overbaked brownie.
That's a real tragedy.
>half the posts are missing
At least I know my jack filter is working.
they've gotten so much exposure to deadly foodborne illness that they've developed superantibodies that could fight off cancer
truly jack is a hero
Does anyone have the screencap of the anon that tried making her sauce?
The only thing really cringy about this is that he obviously didn't properly mix and aerate the eggs before cooking, and cooked it slightly too hot.
GOAT omelette recipe
>turn on stove to medium
>TINY amout of butter
>mix and pour when you see largish bubbles
>thin sliced extra sharp cheddar
>put it on when the omelet is cooked about 50% through
>it will be melted when it is cooked about 90% through
>outside should be slight crispy
>fold onto plate
>tobasco on top
>melted cheese mixes with warm egg, textures go crispy > fluffy > gooey
>sharpness of cheddar mixes with tobasco
> 3 ingredients and 5 minutes and you have a delicious breakfast
I mean, I like hollandaise as much as the next guy, but there's nothing wrong with a simple breakfast.
nvm i found it posted in an archived thread- its likely over the MB limit but if anyone comes along
>Mayonnaise in a fucking chocolate cake
WHO TOUCHED THIS MAN IN HIS CHILDHOOD
i've never watched this before but holy shit
it's not homemade if you used canned sauce. why is she using so much oil? why is she using both garlic and garlic powder? why is she using both onions and onion powder? did the garlic even release any good flavor when it was being fucking deepfried? why does she think burnt is 'golden brown'? why does her pasta look so dry and seem so spongy? why is the sauce so thin?
>he even fucks up waffles
I swear to god his shit is just some sort of giant prank, a big old troll, some variety of unironic shitposting, because nobody in their right mind could fuck things up as badly as Jack
Hitler did nothing wrong
Which video does he say to napalm palestine?
Also how does he stay in business? Does he actually make enough money from youtube, selling sauce, and shilling infomercial-tier products to make a living?
>Nobody wears gloves when handling the food.
You're right, it's this new thing called washing your goddamn hands.
Although it is Mexico, so I might concede the point.
If watching sushi getting made triggers you though, you're a huge faggot.
That's basically a mashed up enchilada actually. With ghetto ingredient choices and a lot more cheese, but it's functionally the same ideas.
Enchilada broken down:
>tortillas (traditionally corn, but I find them soggy and gross as this would be.)
holy fuck I just listened to Jack for the first time
he talks like a normal person
I always pictured him having a slow slurred speech or even straightup retard-voice but he sounds like a normal person. quite a shock desu
People keep telling me I undercooked this steak but I'm pretty sure it's rare. Thoughts?
Reminder that jacks popularity is a direct result of Reddit.
>20 years ago, living at my grandma's with my mom
>Want to surprise Mom with breakfast in bed the day after she gets groceries
>Take every ounce of food in the house and empty it into bowls that I position around her while she's still sleeping
>She wakes up and knocks the gallon bowl of M&Ms over onto the floor
>The shock of the sound makes her recoil and knock over all the other food, easily 25 bowls of varying size
>Try to tell her I made her breakfast in bed but she cuts me off and calmly tells me to leave so I close the door and go play Mario Paint
>Can hear her crying so I open the door and she's picking up spaghetti strands on the carpet with her eyes closed
>Within the next few days she tries to move out and leave me with my grandma but she's back in two weeks I threw all of my grandma's pumpkins into the neighbor's driveway
>she's picking up spaghetti strands on the carpet with her eyes closed
>she tries to move out and leave me with my grandma
>I threw all of my grandma's pumpkins into the neighbor's driveway
Holy fucking kek.
>le white people cooking
The funny thing is these guys are all paid actors for this "art exhibit". I would kill to have been there for that photoshoot
it's the christian talk show i think coffee is in the title. I don't think he said he wants to, jsut that it would fix a lot of problems, but he very cleaarly does not care for sandniggers
>I doubt this was an isolated incident.
I left my wife, because she has a son who is literally this fucking retarded and when I read it, made me think of him
Yes, I temporarily cucked myself and had a wife's son.
I got to say im fairly new to this board, having been only lurking for about 6-7 months and rarely commenting.
I have to tell you guys, having been on 4chan since '08, that any other board would have ruined jack by now, or at least linked him to multiple threads.
You guys are breddy gool,
I commend you guys for the ability to go to the zoo and not throw rocks at the monkies
First I was wondering why liquor had an expiration date, then I realizes it's probably for the cheap plastic being slowly dissolved by the horse piss inside.
This is why advertising is immoral.
That's way too big. A good deep dish looks more like this.
that was the original recipe, he did it like 3 times before realizing it was shit and had to change it. it is a blooper that one of two CK users who make webms decided would be a good image to misrepresent Ja/ck/ as inept
>The stock picture on the cake with "getty images" in big letters
There's no point
Are somebody else's body oils gonna give you food poisoning?
If you trust someone enough to not spit in your food then trust them to wash their hands at least. Very few people are cooking so they can intentionally fuck someone up.
That's water mixed with the fat from the meat, and yes that's an exaggerated quantity.
>Amazing Cooking Skills
It might be obvious but the people in the video are neither skilled at serving nor know how to cook, also the last video is speed up.
I love seeing alcohol beverages in paint thinner cans and windshield wiper fluid jugs.
Wow thread's still up
I did dumb shit like this every day until I got a job and learned the value of a dollar. Took part of our fence apart to make a clubhouse, too. Looking back, I now realize why people without jobs shouldn't be allowed to vote.
I had a stepdad too. I used to hate him for beating my ass, but in light of what I put him through, that was just good fathering
>people still don't understand this is a "what did I do wrong?" video for a cooking class
Do you need an airplane noise when the food comes to your mouth you fucking child? Seriously kys and anybody else who cuts all their food up prior to eating instead of using a fork and knife without weapons grade autism.
that's because you are dumb
sorry, not sorry
Not all enchiladas use tomato. They're about as varied as (and often fucked up like) pizza. I usually like them better with a straight up blended chili sauce, but a little tomato in with beef while braising it for the filling can be nice.
>making dozens of videos a year, hawking off your crappy sauces, and shilling infomercial products
>m-merely pretending to be a retard h-ha g-gotcha
that feel when people like this should be dead already
Here ya go Megan! That will be 50 bucks!
>steals idea from the orient
>"lol only we know how to make real noodles, you americans with your spageticin alfredo-roni"