I have just been gifted a large ham. What are some things

Italian subs

cook and eat it
donate it to the poor
dress it up in a child's clothing and throw it over an overpass into traffic below

Pig is haram. Chuck it in the garbage where it belongs.

>>8442402
Sammiches

>>8442424
Good goi.

>>8442402
>sugar glazed ham

Why do Americans put sugar on everything?

>>8442402
Stick hole cloves in all over the top and sides. Put rings of pineapple on top of that. Pack brown sugar until all that's covered. Cook as directed by packaging or the internet. After cooking, remove cloves and pineapple, placing the pineapple in a serving dish. Serve with Hawaiian bread rolls and potatos. Use the rest for sandwiches and whatever.

>>8442595
Sweet goes incredibly well with pork. Not even American. It's the one meat where America has, in general, done right by it.

>>8442595
We need sugar to supplement our HFCS.

>>8442595
The amerifat palate, due to excessive HFCS soda (average 12 cans/day) and suger overload desserts, cannot distinguish the flavor of food unless it's drenched in sugar or HFCS.

Sad really, but that's why they wear the crown of the fattest nation in the history of man. Congratulations, amerifats! You've outdone everyone else in some way at least.

>>8442626
Mexico and UAE are fatter than America per capita.

>>8442667
Per capita is what Eurofags use to make excuses for their shitty medal count during the olympics

>>8442755
Yeah, but it makes sense in this context. We have like a third more people than Mexico, and UAE is like 10mil people total. But they're still entire countries of people we're counting, not just a couple dozen competing for medals.

God damn, there should totally be a fat olympics, though. It would be so degrading for them. Make it all the same categories as the actual olympics, and make sure they compare the scores from the regular and the fat, for maximum shaming.

>>8442543
This is what I was thinking. What kinda sammies can I make?

>>8442402
Eat it with Baked Beans and Cheese

Soak it in rum

three hams will fill you

>>8442595
Because ham is salty, and sweet goes very well with salty. Do you have no palate at all?

>>8442410
>dress it up in a child's clothing and throw it over an overpass into traffic below
:)

>>8442402
Red beans and rice
Jambalaya
Split pea soup
Omelets

>>8442595
Im a brit and honey glazed ham is a staple here for christmas.

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Start a hambush attack squad

>>8442402
Chew it while looking at some nice scenery.

Ask it about its post-Star Trek career, post answers here.

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RUM HAM

>>8446574
I concur,RumHam

>>8442410
XD