Traditional bi-monthly bedroom food thread. What kinds of foods

>>8441979
For me, it's the McChicken.

>>8441991
The best sexfood sandwich

>>8441979
sushi. ..
A lot of pros:
- womans love sushi
- you can eat them wen ever you want
- they don't go cold
- lots of protein and ginger
- if you go down on her you already had a fishy taste in the mouth so no worries about that...

>>8441999
Ever had sex with rice everywhere? It's shit. The wife and I had a convertible at our wedding, so we drove off with the back full of rice. My sister is a bleeding liberal and precooked the rice so as not to harm any birds. A hot piece of ass is good at any point except served over a bed of rice.

>>8441979
mashed potatoes in vagina

>>8441979
None.

You are failing at sex.

>>8442013
>My sister is a bleeding liberal and precooked the rice so as not to harm any birds.

an admirable effort but the "rice kills birds" meme is bullshit

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>>8442223
I'll bring the gravy

>>8441979
>foods are best for pre-, mid-, or postcoital snacking?
At some point you must get so fat that coitus isn't even possible.

>>8442264
>too fat for sex

Nah, you roll them in flour to find the wet spot.

>>8442337
I really wish this post was funny.