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TONIGHT ON KITCHEN NIGTMARES
A television first! Instead of visiting a struggling restaurant, Gordon Ramsay on his way to help out a fellow cooking show host, Jack Scalfani.
"It's not juice you idiot, it's fucking blood!"
Who's been getting a lot of negative feedback from his fans.
>close up on botulism cans
"You can kill people with these!"
"I didn't know at the I made the video and as soon as I realized-"
"You teached this on the internet?! FUCK ME!"
But soon he discovers that the kitchen isn't the only thing that's... a nightmare
"Hey, hey, HEY! GET YOUR BLOODY HANDS OFF THAT POOR KID YOU FAT FUCK!"
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Keep going
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>>8436652
faggot
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>>8436652
> wanting the entire episode
How good do you think this is going to get?
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>>8436496
>I didn't know at the I made the
>Teached
Run this one through the proof reader again real quick
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If Jack isn't called a fucking donkey I'll be disappointed
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Will he cry on this one too?
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>>8436496
>who's been getting a lot of negative feedback from his fans.
What the fuck? Is that a question followed by a statement?
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>>8436496
>teached
Taught, anon. The word you're looking for it taught. Your american education is showing.
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>>8437104
you sure teached him
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>>8437104
Tea and crumpets, Pierre! Did that knock the shrimp right off your barbie?
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>>8436994
Pajeet social media engineer interns don't know much English
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After an hour of Ramsay yelling Jack finally breaks down in tears and vomits up an entire kfc chicken dinner. After his stomac and bowels have been emptied he looks up with tears in his eyes to see ramsay has unbuttoned his pants and has his fully erect throbbing penis in his hands. Jack, still in tears, picks himself up from the pools of his own filth and proceeds to deep throat ramsays cock
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>>8437245
I like where this is going.
Please tell me there's a part where Tammy is sitting on Jack Jr's mouth, spraying yellow, lumpy diarrhoea straight down his throat.
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