I broke down a whole chicken and vacuum packed the bits in 15

Burtty slow. Breaking down a chicken should be a pretty simple thing, like around five minutes max.

>>8433151
>chicken

you were a mistake OP

>>8433164

Something tells me OP was (and still is) drunk.

>>8433164
>this

I can dice an onion in 30 seconds, and mince it in about 45

t. chef

>>8433174
How did you know that?

>>8433178
I can dice an onion in like, 10 or 15 seconds.

I mean, I've diced countless onions, but this is my second chicken.

are you sous viding chicken?

please tell me you're not sous viding chicken

>>8433190
Nah, just vacuum packing for long term storage in the freezer.

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>>8433189

Didn't you know, anon? Everyone on /ck/ is drunk.

>>8433197
I'm just gay not drunk.

>>8433206
Fagggoooooot!

it shouldn't take more than 20 seconds (metric) to break down a chicken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V37Pc45P4HA

15 minutes seems about right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a0yO038A-k

>>8433263
Shit. I'd try that if I had a lighter cleaver. I used a large cleaver and a petty knife.