Ever poach your scrambled eggs? Just tried it and about

https://youtu.be/AZdD_8p3HHQ

Would recommend doing it a little more competently then I did, other wise, fun way to put a spin on breakfast

Ever try to be less of a faggot?

This image, I will treasure it in my tiny crippled heart

>>8422297
Nah. Apparently the prerequisite to poaching scrambled eggs it so to be a massive faggot who has swallowed miles of dick......good luck on your endeavor though faggot

>>8422582

Mmmmm, miles of dick, my favorite

>>8422297
Welcome to McDonald's.

>>8422297

I did it once because I fucked up a regular poached egg. Tasted like absolute watery flavorless shit would not recommend

>>8422319
what's your problem, dude?

>>8422319

can you not?

Is poaching eggs in saran wrap safe?

>>8424317
Why would you do this?

>>8422297

so much samefag trash

>>8424326
because it might be safe

>>8422319
I need to love you

>>8424341
Whoa, how about a friendship based on mutual respect first

>>8424332
>15 replies
>13 unique posters

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>>8422319
everything about that was gross, from the eggs to your phlegmy peewee herman voice

>>8422297
>130x87

>>8422319

I feel an urge to kill someone. Where's the cat?

>>8424621
NEDM

>>8424326
To poach the egg without the mess of just dumping it into boiling water with vinegar, and because I don't have vinegar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui2l6-OW4Mw

>>8424383
What are 7 Proxies?

>>8425362
As opposed to this complicated nonsense:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yppgDL0Mn3g

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>>8422319
kys seriously

>>8423371
Easiest way to poach an egg: boil water, turn heat off, slip the egg in, cover pan for 4 min. No water swirling or vinegar necessary. If you can't handle this, you can saran wrap the egg for extra insurance, but it doesn't come out as smooth-looking.

>>8424326
This is a common method in kitchens that poach a lot of eggs. Many kitchens that do breakfast or brunch will poach a bunch of eggs this way before the rush starts, and reheat them immediately before serving

Fuuck

>>8423371
Why would you poach scrambled egg in water? The best poaching liquid for that would be clarified butter or a very good oil, like a great olive oil or avocado or walnut oil.