I fucked up, /ck/
I fucked up bad
About 4 hours ago I put a deer ham on the smoker along with some beef fat from some steaks in a little pan that I was going to let render down then inject into the ham. Well it wasn't melting fast enough so I put it in a coffee mug and threw it in the microwave for 5 minutes. I came back in to get it and all the smoke alarms were going off from the thick black smoke that filled the house.
I've got all the doors and windows open and fans on but it's the worst smell I've ever smelled in my life.
How do I get rid of the smell?
>>8409190
Have your wife's boyfriend take care of it.
>>8409190
microwave a bottle of chaw spit for 5 minutes
this will neutralize the smell
>>8409190
Blast it with piss
>>8409190
Light an inscent.
deer ham? wut
>>8409190
Take a pic of it so we know what we are dealing with.
>>8409190
no input, just here to laugh at your sorry ass
Try spritzing baking soda and water around the house, or lighting a couple of candles.
>>8409190
wipe down the walls with vodka, can wipe out the micro with vodka too let it air out