Today I ate some raw oysters, clams, mussels, and snow crab that

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2016-12-27 04:28:09 Post No. 8407194
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:28:09 Post No. 8407194 [Report]

Today I ate some raw oysters, clams, mussels, and snow crab that had been left out for approximately 3 hours in 78F weather. I tried finding some liquor, but all the stores were closed. How painful will my death be?

Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:30:49 Post No.8407201
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:30:49 Post No.8407201 [Report]

the Man in the High Castle taught me that bitches with weak stomachs will be cleansed in the 4th reich

Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:30:51 Post No.8407202
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:30:51 Post No.8407202 [Report]

>>8407194
You'll be fine as long as you believe in your immune system

Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:33:16 Post No.8407209
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:33:16 Post No.8407209 [Report]

You will probably live.

Your colon, not so much.

Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:34:43 Post No.8407213
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:34:43 Post No.8407213 [Report]

>>8407201
I've bought the book and have Prime, but haven't delved into it yet.

>>8407202
My immune system is pretty robust, I'm rarely sick.

>>8407209
The colon sounds important, how will this affect my QOL?

Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:35:04 Post No.8407216
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>>8407194
You'll probably be fine if you go to a hospital.

Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:36:08 Post No.8407220
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:36:08 Post No.8407220 [Report]

>>8407194
These threads are really unimaginative and boring.

Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:37:05 Post No.8407221
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 04:37:05 Post No.8407221 [Report]

>>8407216
No insurance.

>>8407220
True story, famalam. Scared shitless atm.

Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:01:24 Post No.8407245
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:01:24 Post No.8407245 [Report]

>>8407194

aww, just raise your ki level for a few hours

Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:20:14 Post No.8408289
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:20:14 Post No.8408289 [Report]

>>8407194

You've got too much thyme on your hands.

Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:47:56 Post No.8408334
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:47:56 Post No.8408334 [Report]

>>8408289
merry keksmas

Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:55:37 Post No.8408354
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:55:37 Post No.8408354 [Report]

There is no way you ate raw snow crab. Do you live on an Alaskan fishing ship?

Anonymous 2016-12-27 07:23:16 Post No.8408399
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 07:23:16 Post No.8408399 [Report]

>>8407213
>how will this affect my QOL?
I hope you like fanny packs, because you'll be wearing a shit-filled one for the rest of your life.

Anonymous 2016-12-27 07:41:32 Post No.8408430
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 07:41:32 Post No.8408430 [Report]

>>8407194
Wait, so liquor really does help with raw food?

Anonymous 2016-12-27 07:57:23 Post No.8408455
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 07:57:23 Post No.8408455 [Report]

>>8407194
prepare your anus.

have a stock of wetwipes and vaseline.

Anonymous 2016-12-27 08:32:53 Post No.8408507
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 08:32:53 Post No.8408507 [Report]

>>8408354
Only the oysters were raw, dingus, and I lived!

>>8408430
In my experience liquor helps with everything except texting and domestic disputes.

Anonymous 2016-12-27 08:35:58 Post No.8408511
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 08:35:58 Post No.8408511 [Report]

why were you eating raw seafood

Anonymous 2016-12-27 08:39:07 Post No.8408520
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 08:39:07 Post No.8408520 [Report]

>>8408511
Girlfriend loves it, so I have to partake too. I like it, but get worried about spoilage, seafood makes for shitty picnic food.

Anonymous 2016-12-27 11:37:43 Post No.8408914
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 11:37:43 Post No.8408914 [Report]

Wouldn't it only matter I'd the seafood had a shit load of bacteria on it in the first place? You don't necessarily get sick from left out seafood just because.

Report back if you get sharp abdominal pain and the shits. You are now the experiment.

Anonymous 2016-12-28 12:10:14 Post No.8409042
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Anonymous 2016-12-28 12:10:14 Post No.8409042 [Report]

>>8408520
>seafood shitty picnic food

Yeah, especially since humans haven't invented coolers and ice yet.

Anonymous 2016-12-28 05:22:08 Post No.8409690
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Anonymous 2016-12-28 05:22:08 Post No.8409690 [Report]

>>8407194
How was that photo taken?

Anonymous 2016-12-28 05:24:15 Post No.8409695
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Anonymous 2016-12-28 05:24:15 Post No.8409695 [Report]

>>8409690
patience and a little bit of thyme

Anonymous 2016-12-28 05:29:36 Post No.8409705
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Anonymous 2016-12-28 05:29:36 Post No.8409705 [Report]

>>8408914
>Wouldn't it only matter I'd the seafood had a shit load of bacteria on it in the first place? You don't necessarily get sick from left out seafood just because.

grocery store seafood dude here
you don't want to know what the seafood storage cooler looks like

Anonymous 2016-12-28 05:40:23 Post No.8409736
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>>8409695
kek

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