Can you eat koi fish? Like out of a koi pond. I don't want

They're basically carp, And carp are pretty much the least palatable food fish. Would not recommend.

Check google

>>8405742
> do stupid prank
> get caught
> trespassing charges
> animal cruelty charges (you'd be eating someone's pet)
> charged with robbery/theft

Yeah do it. Tell us what jail is like.

>>8405750
I'm white, I won't get caught lmao

i dont mean to derail this thread but op, what flavor is that cigarette flatbread sandwich? and is there anyway to make it low carb without losing the taste?

>>8405742
eat them if you like eating bones and meat that tastes like the water in a can of sardines

Those things are worth a lot of money and taste horrible. Sell that fucker

Actually ate one of mine when they grew too big and too numerous for my tiny garden pond.
They're rather tasteless. Generic shit tier freshwater fish taste.

>>8405764
organic menthol with a grape reduction

no theyre poisonous

>Cats are now posting on /ck/
If you're a human you should know that's retarded.

The owner also probably feeds gives them medicines so they stay healthy but taste like shit.

Don't do it OP.
Just go buy a bottle of bleach.

>go to the mall
>koi pond on the first floor
>one starts floating up out of the pond
>look up
>teenagers on the second floor fishing over the balcony
stupid kids

>>8405753
No, your white trash. AKA a light skinned nigger.

>>8405962
>There was one dude who was stoned at fuck who thought he just watched a fish fucking FLY.

>>8405980
DUDE FISH LMAO

>>8405905
on the internet, you don't know if I'm a cat or a people, keep your assumptions to your bigoted self

>>8405999
Show pussy and timestamp plz.

>>8405742
Try it anyway, fuck that zipperhead's fish

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>>8405742
keep them in your bath tub for a few days to clean all the shit out of their system and then google black people fish fry recipes and pick the highest rated one

>>8405742
they're fine to eat, but carp is a trash tier fish, so don't expect it to taste amazing

Grow some fucking balls and take it out on the man that slighted you not his pets that haven't done shit but get bought by a dick.

>>8405742
Could you come up with a more cowardice form of revenge?
Holy fuck.