>need softened butter >all the butter is in the fridge

>remove dick from your mouth
>replace it with a stick of butter for 2 minutes
>profit

>>8402484
>keeping your butter in the fridge

good goy

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>>8402484
>not keeping your homeade butter in a butter bell
It's like you're not even white

>>8402526
I thought chalkies couldn't handle lactose?

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>>8402486

>>8402644
what the fuck

>>8402644

Saved.

>>8402644
if she started choking at least all they would have to do is water board her with hot water

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>>8402644
im sure all that booze she drank 10 minutes before helped calm down her gag reflex. Nobody would do that sober. She is gonna have the shits bad.

>would date for a few weeks for top notch blowjobs

>>8402644
That was like 500 calories. My queen. >>8402484
Cut it into tablespoon chunks and microwave for 5-10 seconds


On an unrelated note, captcha just gave me three quad cities style pizza to pick out of the line up. Wtf captcha?

>>8402649
I don't think you understand what water boarding is.

>>8402628
actual what.
It's niggers that can't drink milk. Which 3rd world country do you live in?

>>8402644
Does she remove it and drop it into her scalf when the person's head gets in the way?

>>8402628
>chalkies

what? is this a new word for white people?

White people are the best at handling lactose, you got it backwards senpai

>>8402657
USA