What do you do when friends/relatives pop round out of the blue

>>8398639
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I always have plenty of food but my friends and relatives also know better than to show up at my house uninvited.

>>8398639
Make them stand on the front porch...

Tell them to fuck off? I don't know, I lose all of my friends years ago.

unless social custom where you're from dictates you are obligated to feed anyone that walks into your home, i really don't see why you have to do anything.

if they show up uninvited they can go buy their own food

Order a pizza

In all cases where this has ever happened the answer has been "buy lots of beer". Like a few cases.

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>implying I have friends

>>8398639
Order some food you degenerate cheapo. Usually people bring something like a dessert, so you can order food then right after the meal coffee and dessert. If they didn't bring anything get pissed off and ask who the fuck pops up empty handed, losers.

You know those sausage and processed platters that people mail to you around Christmas? I always have one of those laying around. If I have eggs I'll boil a couple and do a quick pickle

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>>8398745
Me too, Anon.