I'm going to show you how to make Zesty Beans and Cheese not taste like shit.
Pay attention /ck/, this could very well.save you god damn life.
First: Get that nasty dip for $3.15 at any overpriced grocery store near you.
My grammer and spelling is off, a natural side effect of too much to drink
Scoop that crap into a small pan and put it on about 4-5 on the stove. Let it heat up a little before adding your spices.
Great Value Cumin. Cumin for a great value. This shit's like powdered crack to anyone who wants some spice or flavor in their food.
Cumin, cayenne, garlic powder, and a dash of dill weed
Not pictured: dill weed
You thought I was done.
Get just a few sprinkles in.
Salt this bad boy up to taste with the best kind of salt
Protip: You aren't even a cook if you.don't have Adobo
Throw some pepperjack in for good measure
Carfully approach the eggs, as not to scare them away. You'll need 2 to a jar.
I got played
Scramble and dice those fuckers good.
Don't season them.
Looking good, but it's lacking that zesty kick you were falsely promised on the jar
Feels good to be American
Now while it's still fairly hot, put it back in the jar and enjoy as is. Cold bean dip is for faggots.
this is terrible
>>8398515
Gross
>>8398578
What
>>8398586
Do you eat the whole thing in one sitting?
include me in the screencap!
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