>tfw eating pistachios >tfw get one that doesn't have

>tfw can't open 40% of the pistachios in a bag

>>8391039
For me, I use a shell from an opened pistachio to pry open the tough ones, it is my favorite foodie technique.

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>>8391048
Well damn that worked really well. But then you have ones like this that are completely sealed from every angle. Only a hammer is getting this fucker opened.

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>>8391039
>tfw bought pistachios and didn't realize they're unsalted

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>that one pistachio that tastes like a rotten, bitter, sulfurous, ass pellet

>>8391054
use your chompers boy

>>8391353
Fuck i hate that

>binge on delicious pistachios
>feel the pain of a thousand stabs in your loins
>shit a brick of ultradense black matter after a couple hours

why something so delicious has to bring me such insufferable pain?

>>8391353
I once won the shit lottery and got three in a row...

>>8391371
Can't say I've ever had this happen.
Do you consume alcohol with your pistachios?

>>8391039
I feel that killing yourself because you were unable to open a pistachio is an extreme over reaction

>>8391353
>>8391365
>>8391375
What makes them taste that way?
REEEeeeeeeeeeee......

>tfw eating pistachios
>tfw can't end up and inevitably end up consuming 1500kcl for a snack

>>8391377
I don't know why, but I can't tolerate the green fuckers

still, I'd eat them from time to time just because of their sheer deliciousness and man up for the consequences

>>8391353
Urghk. I hate that.

>>8391382
just think of the gains

>>8391039
imho would throw at dog if bad

>>8391039

I experienced these feels 2 days ago.

>>8391048

Did this and it worked.

>tfw you eat so many pistachios that your fingers get sore

>>8391039
this board is fucking weird

Pistachios would be dyed red to hide ones with rotted shells