>made pizza for my family before they get home >have a

Eat 2 more slices then pretend it was only ever 1 pizza
Then lose some weight fat fuck you should be ashamed

>>8390068
Eat the rest

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They snooze, they lose. Eat the pizza, op. You know you want to.

hide the rest, tell familia that you burnt it or someshit, and make a pasta bake for dinner.

>then eat the rest after everyone's gone to bed in a gluttonous fury in the dark

>>8390072
N-no bully pls...

what the fuck is that on the left pizza

>>8390093
Appears to be french fried onions...

>>8390087
and I hadn't even noticed that when I typed the first comment

order a pizza

>>8390072

Bulking season pham

Is that a Chef Boyardee pizza?

>>8390093
>>8390103
>>8390119
It's actually carrots. Better than I expected the first time I tried.

Can I become part of your family? Those pizzas look amazing and I'm starving.

Get your own place you piece of shit

>>8390147
T-thanks, anon-kun

>>8390068
Why do so many of you miserable faggots have electric stoves?

>>8390068
Fuck em. They were the ones out galavanting around town while you were home alone toiling in a hot kitchen cooking pizza. The way I see it you are the owner of both pizza so you are entitled to as much as you can eat unless they were willing to pay you for the pizzas. Eat as much as you like but it would be rude to not offer to share the leftovers. But keep in mind it will also be rude of them to not offer you money for them.

>>8390167
Why are you stuttering?

>>8390185
I don't often have people compliment my pizzas over the internet (even tho everyone who's tried them in person has said they love it)

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>>8390068
>It's another American eats as much as a Thai family episode.

This just proves fatties are selfish fucks

>>8390202
Why are you lying and fishing for compliments? They clearly look perfect, as if a pro made them.

>>8390246
I'm 1.9m, 70 kg, and I can easily eat both of those in one sitting.

>>8390274
>190cm
>70kg
Do you even lift?

>>8390068

>what do

Add anchovies.

>>8390258
I can't tell if that's sarcasm, you being starving or them actually looking good

>>8390068
Made? Aren't those just frozen pizzas?

>>8390281
I used to but I got injured.

>>8390313
No, I made them from scratch. I made the dough tonight just for these.

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>>8390068
are those jelly beans on the left

>>8390325
Y-yes...

>>8390068
Did you make those pizzas, OP? They look incredible.
What's your recipe?

fatty food = binge impulse.

this is why I don't eat fat.

>>8390328
Wait. That's a carrot and jelly bean sandwich?

>>8390376
Yeah, I've been making my own pizza for months. I use store bought sauce but the dough is homemade from a simple recipe.
>>8390484
No, it's a carrot and jelly bean pizza. It's an Easter bunny pizza I've created.

>>8390499
I said those pizzas were amazing, but I can't fuck with carrot and jelly bean. I thought it was some veggies or some shit. What a shame anon, you're such a disappointment.

>>8390517
Don't knock it until you try it, anon-kun.

>>8390520
Sweet shit don't go on no pizza, anon-sama.

>>8390543
Wait. Wait. Okay...

We had a thread where we all reached a consensus that pineapple could be on pizza right? As long as it has hot peppers. Maybe it has hot peppers.

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>>8390543

>sweet shit don't go on no pizza

>>8390550
Your discussions on reddit don't count for 4chan. Sweet shit don't go on pizza and that's final.

>>8390328
Stop with the cringeworthy stuttering shit you fat gluttonous autist wow.

>>8390564
If we tolerate pineapple on pizza is it just a slippery slope to us tolerating jelly beans on pizza? Is this thread an elaborate ruse?

>>8390542
kek

>>8390594
S-see >>8390087

>>8390171
There's no natural gas lines in many rural places. And, not sure about everyone else but, where I am the building isn't insurable if you have propane (there are some exceptions like restaurants or if you're grandfathered in) so nobody really bothers to put one in. Propane here is also expensive af

jelly bean pizza wtf

>>8390068
imho would blame family dog

>>8390499
>Easter Bunny pizza.
>He forgot to add the peeps.
You disgust me.

>>8391531
>peeps
You disgust me.

>>8391531
>Easter Bunny pizza
>He forgot to add the Cadbury Creme Eggs

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>>8390542
Please tell me this is a subtle troll. It hurts either way, fuck

He's fucking with you, autists.

>>8392167
>he must be fucking with you because he puts weird stuff on his pizza

>>8392167
>just PRETENDING to be a retarded fucking loser
Ohhhhh ok then. Glad that was cleared up

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>>8392167
Well, he still made a disgraceful candy pizza AND ATE MORE THAN HALF OF IT ON HIS OWN.

I had a good chukle OP but it's time to stop.

>>8393323
>disgraceful
More like tasteful, you should try it sometime.

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>>8390499
Why do you sound like a cute anime girl?

>>8393372
Because I am one, a-aren't you?

>>8393395
Faggot pull the trigger

Op are you a ninja turtle?

>>8393406
N-no...

>>8393413
Cringy as fuck
Again
>just pretending to be a fucking loser xDD gotcha!

>>8393416
>c-cringy a-as f-fuck

>>8393419
I feel embarrassed for you. Cheers bud

>>8393421
>I-I f-feel e-embarrassed f-for y-you