>popcorn How do I make it taste like that greasy movie

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Buy a popcorn machine

Use that fake ass butter they use.

buy "flavacol", coconut oil that is orange and butter flavored to pop it in and kernels. Put 3 tablespoons orange dyed coconut oil in pan, add 1/3 cup kernels, 1 teaspoon flavacol. Turn heat on medium and start spinning the pans handle to mix it all up. It pops, you eat.

>>8383151
It's all the butter

Either buy it from the store, or make it yourself with coconut oil, a bit of real butter, and salt

note popcorn butter is NOT real butter, it's just flavored oil

>>8383181
I bought two of those large milk boxes of Flavacol on Amazon, and a bucket of coconut oil. Just last night I was sitting on the couch eating popcorn and feeling good about how I can enjoy things at home.

Unless you're really poor, you can scrounge together the money to build a bad ass entertainment system that blows the theaters out of the water. And best of all? No minorities and children.

>>8383204
That's where I got mine from also and surprisingly my surround sound also

>>8383151
You can buy the nasty yellow-orange butter-flavored soybean oil at the grocery store. Or you can make the real version that movie theaters are imitating by popping the kernels on the stove in clarified butter.

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>>8383151
This stuff.

>>8383238
I think it's more every one trying to imitate movie theaters and not movie theaters trying to imitate your home recipe

>>8383204
So much this. Also, the theatre where I live is ridiculously expensive, like 18$ per person, and popcorn and a drink is 15$+. With a bunch of people who won't shut up, or who bring little kids to some kind of politically charged thriller. big surprise when they're bored

>>8383275
>Ingredients: Yellow

>>8383327
It's not first class dining dimwit it's yellow popcorn from a theater. Nobody thinks it's healthy. Good job though.

>>8383327
>food is sometimes dyed
No way

>>8383344
>>8383368
>p-please keep enabling my shitty life choices ;_;

>>8383377
Going to need you to bring those goalposts back here, champ.

>>8383377
>"if I eat something one time for ten minutes in my entire 90 year life it will destroy it" NO FUN ALLOWED. STAY OFF THE GRASS ASSHOLE

>>8383395
>STAY OFF THE GRASS ASSHOLE
I mean to be fair, cunt kids should stay off my grass. It's my property and I work hard to take care of it, fuckers shouldn't be trespassing in the first place

>>8383151
You can buy the shitty butter oil they use online bud

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melt butter and simmer until a white foam surfaces, scrape that off and mix into colonels, save the liquid for frying

As others have said, use coconut oil and flavacol.

So I assume most if not all the suggestions here are for people who pop their owns kernels on the stove....

What about microwave popcorn?

How does one make that more buttery?0