I can't shit and I'm desperate for relief. I've

Get an enema, then. But this is more of a health issue than a cooking issue.

>>8381172
Tried three of them and didn't work. /ck/ has shit stories all the time and I was hoping there was some foods I could try.

prune juice should be weaponized, that shits working in two hours or less for me. find the little cans that are 100% pure. try apple juice as well

hospital

the same shit happened to my neighbor, a girl around her puberty. didnt shit for days. And stand or sit, she felt something long and hard poking inside. the doctor had to take it out of her. try more and you just might rip yourself a new one

out of sheer fright of that news, I started to have tea stocks in my place. there are tea that promises a slimmer figure, but what they really are are just laxatives, to make you shit atleast everyday or every two days. not good holding it in

>>8381156
Sugar free haribo gummy bears. Eat a pound or two.

>>8381156
You might want to make it a habit of eating a little broccoli or bran muffin every once in a while friendo

>>8381224
Will try.
>>8381233
Will go in the morning if I can't get it all out. Had some mild success about two hours ago.
>>8381432
I've eaten these before and never had a problem with them despite they taste like ass.
>>8381467
I eat a lot of fruit and had broccoli a few days ago. I usually have some a couple days a week. I have no idea why this is has happened since it's never happened before, I didn't eat anything strange, didn't eat too much fiber, etc. I did eat two pieces of pizza but threw it up almost immediately, which was the beginning of 'somethings not right'.

>>8381494
Are you drinking plenty of water?

>>8381503
I think I am. That few hours I was at work I downed two and a half bottles of water. My job is very non-stop labor heavy from 4pm-4am but I only made it to 8pm so I try to drink a lot even though it makes me have to piss like a racehorse almost constantly.
My problem shit hasn't been dry/solid either, more textured like >>8381519 just described.

Before this I was also shitting my 'norm' which is one or twice a day smaller shits.

>>8381156
drink 1.5 liters of very very hot water(it shouldnt burn you but should be close) as fast as you can...around 10-15min

my mom was a nurse and they used that trick with the old people

i tried it last year when i went hiking for 4 days and ate nothing but mres and wasnt able to drink enough fluids, it took 20min for it to work but everything came out


stay next to a toilet, itll fucking hit you

>my mom was a nurse and convinced old people to drink 1.5 litres of hot water as fast as they can

hmmmmm

>>8381519
Detachable shower head bruh

Psyllium husk. Drinking it sucks but it makes me shit like a god.

>>8381642
this

very well known in weight lifting circles

>Psyllium is proven to increase fecal size and moisture, and the most common characteristics of stool following supplementation of psyllium are 'soft, sleek, and easily passable.' Relative to other sources of dietary fiber, psyllium appears to be more effective at forming feces and appears to be one of the few fiber sources not associated with excessive flatulence.