I was given some coffee as a gift, but I don't like this particular one. It tastes a bit too cereal-y and stale (i did get it last Christmas to be fair). What can I do with the beans?
you can pretend the beans are a basketball and a trash can the hoop
Put the open bag in the trunk of your car: absorbs any undesired smells and/or serves as a wonderful air refresher
Have a civet eat them, then collect the droppings and sell it to hipsters.
Grind them and sprinkle on your lawn...
Cover with chocolate and regift them to the person who originally gave them to you.
make cold brew
obviously you insert them into your urethra and give your boyfriend the crema he deserves
>>8379709
Give them to ducks at the pond.
>>8382063
No no, better idea.
Find some Canadian geese and feed them the beans.
>>8379722
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