How the fuck are you supposed to eat curry? My boss just dumped

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I personally mix it together, then use a chapati as a mechanism for picking it up.

>>8376620
No matter how you eat this stinky shit you will be farting and your asshole will burn for days from it and your body will stink like an unwashed pig.

>>8376636
You must have a fucked digestive tract.

You put the food in your mouth and swallow.
You should know this by now.

>>8376620

def lay out some rice then put the curry on top. in a bowl preferably.

I add rice to the curry as I go along. I rarely eat all the rice they give me on the side, just because I like my Thai curries more soupy and I don't want the rice soaking it all up.

>Throw some rice on a plate
>Pour curry over rice
Its that simple

>>8376648
Actually, spices are toxins. As are onions and garlic. Anything with a very strong kick to it is essentially a toxin. Humans can handle them in low amounts but if you eat high spice dishes like curry, you can have digestive issues.

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>>8376620
>I ate them both separate, dipping the rice in while grabbing some chunks of food.

>>8376774
That's pure bullshit.

>>8376774
That sounds like something a faggot would come up with to sound intelligent
Source or shut the fuck up

>>8376801
No, his is right, can't you smell how badly east indians stink because of eating fucking curry shit

>>8376774
t. child who hates onions

>>8376820
No, he's a moron, as are you.
Spices excrete through the skin and sweat glands, but they are not toxins. Onions, garlic, ginger and turmeric in particular are known for their healing properties. Stop being a dumbass.

>>8376820
>This dish is bad because people who live in a sweltering country shoulder-to-shoulder with other people on the daily, surrounded by mountains of garbage, and never bathe, smell bad.
>>8376774
Actually, you're fucking stupid.

>>8376819
>Source
Not that anon, but just look at east indians when they get over 40.They look so old and damaged it's all from that over excessive spice consumption, that does fuck all for their health.

>>8376835
yes but in moderate amounts, not the way east indians are consuming by fucking pounds per day

>>8376844
No, dumbass, it's because they are out in the elements and don't use western items like sunscreen, you fucktard. The oldest people in the world live in asia, and it's mainly attributed to their diets. But by all means, go back to eating your flaccid beef and potatoes and STFU.

>>8376854
Just fucking stop. You're an idiot who has no idea what you're talking about, so go fish somewhere else. Ya bait is stale, bitch.

>>8376865
I know what I'm talking about and that's why when I order taxi I request only white drivers not the curry stinking east indian.
Nothing racist just pure dislike of that awful stinking smell,

>>8376865
Yet here you are responding to him.

>healing properties
>toxins
WHEW
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>>8376899
because he knows that I'm right, and you shut up you fucking public attorney

>>8376774
Fucking white people

>>8376620
Indians eat it mixed together with rice but I'm not an Indian so I eat it separate

>>8376933
that's why we don't stink from overconsumption of those fucking spices like you retard do thinking that you will be immortal by eating them day and night like monkeys bananas.

>>8376620
you eat curry with a spoon and a fork,
take some curry with your spoon, then dump it on a little lump of rice and eat

>>8377648
for thai curry obviously, indian curry i reckon you literally just eat it with your bare hands or smtn

>>8377659
why eating with your bare hand,what we don't have utensils to do it in hygienic way, they wipe their asses with bare hands most of them.
why would you eat your food with bare hands you primitive savage.
what, bare hands will make it taste better?

>>8377719
>americunts will defend eating the burger/fires with bare hands.

>unacceptable for indians to eat with bare hands

>>8376949
>over consumption
>amerifat

Huh? I doubt any other country can match 'murrica per capita consumption.

Retard.

>>8377761
you misunderstood me anon, I meant overconsumption of spices not food (please read my post again) >>8376949

you are absolutely right most Americans are eating like pigs huge amounts of food totally unnecessary to sustain them alive, but just to fill their fat belies.

Based on that I refuse to accept your description of me as retard. lol :)

Rice on one side, curry on the other, mix as desired while eating, with some naans on the side.

>>8377930

Who eats naan with Thai curry?

>>8377749
well at least fries/burgers are foods that you can reasonable eat with your hands.

Eating curry and rice with your hand would fucking blow

>>8377761
depends on what nowadays Mexico consums more Beetus juice (soda) per-capita

>>8377940
people who are intrigued by curiosity to discover new combinations.

People with no originality need not apply

>>8376774
>The human digestive system isnt evolved to digest lactose yet! Milk is bad!
You're this retarded

>>8376784
>>8376620
This is actually the correct way to eat it.
If you dump the curry all over the rice you're a fucking pleb.

Have any of you fags ever been around actual Indian people?

They smell like curry and fucking BO

>>8376624
That's obviously Thai curry in the op you fucking pleb.

>>8378024
That's a genetic thing. They smell like shit no matter what they eat.

>>8376620
Eat it how you want. No one cares what poo in loos think about it.

>>8378134
haha
their DNA is saturated with it so it transfers from parents to children

>>8378024
Indian people don't actually make good curry. You can make great Indian style curries, but their own curries are awful. You're far better off buying their fried snacks instead.

>>8378024
oh god don't get me started on that. i used to work with some guy from sri lanka. you didn't have to see him to know he was at work because you could smell him five to ten minutes after he had left a room. you could even smell him if he stood around a corner a few meters away from you

>>8378575
>Indian people
>Sri Lanka
Once again the Shart education system prevails.

>>8376774
>How to trigger /ck/

>>8378575
HAHAHA
holy shit are you for real? Sri lankans are categorized as INDIANS?

kek

>>8378727
You're a fucking idiot, son.
Native Sri Lankan's are Sinhalese not Indian.
Completely different demonym.

>>8378727
>Sri lankans are categorized as INDIANS
I guess Paki's are categorized as Indians too?

>>8378575
>sri lanka
because Puerto Rican's are absolutely representative of the general US population

>>8378739
>>8378750
>I cannot detect sarcasm in a sentence ending with a question mark

you must be ->this<- educated to post on 4chan

>>8378739
Well, they originated in Northern India but Sri Lankans are no more categorized as Indians than Americans are classed as Europeans.

>>8378758
>damagecontrol.jpg

>>8378764
>denial overload

>>8376620
put little rice in curry and use naan to pick it up

>>8378739
t. pajeet

>>8376774

(you)

drowning rice in sauce makes porridge

only white trash eat it that way

>>8376859
>it's mainly attributed to their diets
genetics plays no part at all?

I bet you didn't even know that blacks gestate for a week less than caucasians, they get their first tooth earlier, walk and talk earlier, earlier puberty, and die earlier

http://ije.oxfordjournals.org/content/33/1/107.full

Background Evidence exists that normal gestational length varies with ethnicity. This UK-based study compares gestational length amongst a cohort of white European, Black and Asian women.

Methods The cohort comprised 122 415 nulliparous women with singleton live fetuses at the time of spontaneous labour, giving birth in the former North West Thames Health Region, London, UK.

Results The median gestational age at delivery was 39 weeks in Blacks and Asians and 40 weeks in white Europeans

also, you generally pour the curry on the rice, but maybe not all of it at once. sometimes people liek to share a bit too

>>8379096
but it gets mixed togheter the moment you put it in your mouth so what's the difference if you mixed it just few seconds before it reaches your mouth

>>8378575
>>8378597
>>8378727
>>8378739

https://knoema.com/atlas/topics/Water/Sanitation-Total-Population/Open-Defecation-Sanitation-percent?type=maps

sri lankans>poo in loos

discuss

>>8377930

I do that but I spoon some of the curry sauce over the rice as well.

>>8376774
>spices are """"""""""toxins""""""""""

>>8377904
>smiley face
Should be bannable

>>8377940
This.

Roti with Thai all the way.

Naan is delicious though.

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>>8382164

Thai roti is the shit. I wish more places in the States had it as an option.

>>8382177
For real? It should be a staple.

I can't imagine going to a Thai restaurant and not having it an option.

>>8382184

Where are you from?

I've been to Thailand a couple of times, and it seemed like you had to go to particular restaurants/areas in Bangkok to find it. Other than that it was really popular on a couple islands with a big Muslim population.

>my flat bread made from flour, yeast, salt and water is better than your flat bread made from flour, yeast, salt and water

suure

>>8382201

Yes, anon, why not use whatever kind of bread for whatever application. It's not like certain breads compliment certain kinds of foods or anything.

>>8382195
Australia. Admittedly, I didn't have roti once when I was in Thailand but in Thai takeout here it's ubiquitous.

>>8382211

I do envy Australia being so close to SE Asia. Even if you live on the West Coast of the US it still feels like you have to fly half way around the world to get there.

>>8382208

I didn't say not to use it but spare me the crap how super tasty and GOAT it is. Flat bread is to baking what fried eggs are in cooking, it's very much all the same.

You must pick up a single grain of rice at a time, and dip it halfway into the curry.
Once you have finished every grain of rice, there should be no sauce left.
If there are any solids from the curry itself, just toss them out; they were only there to flavour the sauce.