What would Gordon Ramsey say to my Shepherds Pie?(made with beef

>>8372722
Looks good.
how did you make it?

That mince is underbrowned, probably very bland and watery.
Not enough cheese on the top. and the potato layer itself looks floury and not very rich from the way it's split on the plate.

>>8372722
Well for one it looks disgusting and overcooked to fuck. Also it's not a Sheperds Pie. It's a Cottage Pie.

>>8372722
Greasy.
Soggy.
Diane, I'm done.
Thanks, love.
Such a shame.
What a joke that was.

He'd tell you that's cottage pie, you incredible fucking monglet. Do you not have the hand-eye coordination to fucking type two words into Google and find out that we already have a name for your rancid culinary abortion of a fucked up meal, you cunt?

Or, at least, he'd say something like that, but less polite.

>>8372722
he'd probably say

FUCK SHIT GODDAMMIT SON OF A BITCH CUNT

>>8372735
I mostly used this recipe but with cheddar instead of parmesan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_GNznvIN1E

>>8372740
>That mince is underbrowned, probably very bland and watery.
I agree, I fucked it up but I bought high quality beef so it still tastes good.
>Not enough cheese on the top. and the potato layer itself looks floury and not very rich from the way it's split on the plate.
that might be because of my potato camera. The potato crust feels very fluffy and I've also used 250g of cheddar for like 1kg of potatoes.

>>8372722
Moron
>>8372741
>>8372744
Bigger morons

>>8372744
>implying shepherds regularly ate their flock
They didn't. The traditional (i.e. first commonly referenced) shepherd's pie was a beef dish, bought from farmers who did rear cattle for meat. Redefining the words to suit your own autism from the other side of the world is a pointless endeavour.

>>8372756
>What are culled sheep/rams

>>8372756

Wait, what do you think shepherds did with all the wethers?

>>8372742
>under rated post

>>8372722
He'd correct you and call it Cottage Pie. I remember him doing this exact thing to a waiter/chef or something on one of his shows.

>>8372756
>shepherd's pie was a beef dish
but that's fucking wrong

>>8372755
Fucking idiot. Go beat off to Sandra Lee and get the fuck off /ck/ you mongoloid.

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>>8373208
You seem upset?

>>8372849
Right. Then its called cottage pie.

>>8372722
He'd ask you where the lamb SAUCE was.

>>8372752
>cheddar
>minced beef

you didnt even make a shepards pie did you?

>>8373345
>shepards
Retard.

>>8372742
can i get a /threadaroonie over here?

>>8372722
Looks tasty. I've been meaning to make a huge batch of the stuff to eat for a week.

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>>8372722
Named the dish wrong
Gosh, so salty
Not enough carrot
Potato.....undercooked
Did you put a fork over over it before cooking?
The meat...........grissle
Wowowow
I'm sorry my dear
I can't eat any more of this
Damn
What a shame

>>8373679
>Looks at food at a glance before tearing it apart with his fork as if making sure it's dead
>"Dear oh dear oh dear..."
>Continues to separate the basic components of the dish
>Might as well have ordered it "deconstructed"
>"It's so greasy. It's like they drowned it in oil or something"
>Hails waiter/waitress
>"I'm sorry, but THAT was an abomination."
>Waiter creams his slacks and waitress has a micro-orgasm
>"Y-You too Mr. Ramsay"

>>8372722
not a sheppards pie, it's a cottage pie

>>8373730
*shepherds

>>8373730
>>8373748
More like sheepturd's

>>8372722
>*runs finger through the table*
>Got when was the last time this place was cleaned?
>*Looks at watch*
>I've been sitting here for 45 minutes and havent even gotten a glass of water yet
>*You present him with the pie*
>Finally
>*takes a bite*
>*instantly spits it out on a napkin*
>Bloody awful
>*Storms out followed by his camera crew*

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>>8372722

>dreadful

>>8372722
*Gordon Ramsay

>>8372722
pies aren't square stupid

>>8372742
This

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>>8372722

>>8373702
kek
i enjoyed that ending

>>8372722
>(made with beef instead of Lamb)

Then it's a Cottage Pie you fucking moron

Cottage Pie = Beef
Shepherd's Pie (shepherd = shepherd of lambs/sheep, get it?) = Lamb

YOU FUCKING DUNCE

>>8372722
It's COTTAGE PIE you donkey!
*takes you to one side*
It's ok to cry. It shows that you care. Get back in there and try it again. Ok big man, let's go...

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>>8372755
>>8373212

THEY ARE BOTH CORRECT

SHEPHERD'S PIE AND COTTAGE PIE ARE THE SAME FUCKING THING, BUT WITH DIFFERENT MEATS

YOU FUCKING MORON

>>8375753
had me laffin. i'm ashamed and sorry

>>8375815
you are wrong, it's not cottage pie but it's cowboy's pie you faggots.
if shepherds are shepherding sheep and pie made with lam is called shepherds pie and cowboys are tending cows so pie made with beef is cowboy's pie you massive assholes

>>8372742
Damn. Damn!

>>8375854
lol