>go to mexican place >order two large burrito bowls to

>>8371498
HOW FAT ARE YOU

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>go sit down at a restaurant
>get menu
>ask waiter for another menu and a glass of water for my girlfriend who's coming soon
>she never comes

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>order seven foot-longs from subway
>get seven radically different sandwiches so the guy making them doesn't suspect they're all for me.

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>go to Chipotle
>order one regular sized burrito
>shit for three days

>>8373398
Go away Jonah

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>order the 2 for $10 whopper meal at burger king
>eat all the food and throw one soda away

>Order a six inch sub.
>Throw away the last part.

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>>8373434

>>8373431
WHY NOT JUST DRINK IT YOU FAT FUCKK

>>8373454
Puts me over my calorie cap.

>>8373454
>not having a kilocalorie cap

>>8373444
Calorie cap you yard

>>8373467
>>8373471
>>8373524

i like this meme