I keep hearing about "activated almonds" and I was

>>8370647
you have to go to the Sharper Image and buy an almond activator, they're the only place that sells them since they have a patton on them

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>>8370653
>patton

>>8370653
yes, and then you put the almonds in the activator, but you have to know the password to get it to activate the almonds. all you have to say is "for me, it is the mcchicken. the best fast food sandwich", and the machine will turn on and start to activate the almonds. it takes 24 hours, so think of it like a crockpot. but you have to turn the activator off after EXACTLY 24 hours. no more, no less. if you're off by even a second the almonds will either not activate, or deactivate. make sure you have a really good stopwatch. I recommend the Rolex Platinum Stopper, which can also be found in Sharper Image

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>>8370653
>they have a patton
oh do they now?

>>8370653
>only place that sells them since they have a patton on them
Is it a General Patton?

>>8370647
>Can anyone tell me what to do?

Soak them in water for about a day.

Put them in your oven on the lowest temperature, must be below 150F until they're dried out.

Something something enzymes.

>>8370665
kek

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>>8370676
I thought it was only the soaking in water part to germinate them, and just letting them dry in the air after patting them with a clean and dry towel was enough.

I'm not sure I see the point of "activating" something without letting it grow. Pic is lucerne/alfalfa and fennel sprouts (first image I found, other plants are similar), it goes well in salads.

Or you could just buy a bag of almonds without there husk...

>>8370647
You have to flip the switch to "on"

Just soke in water till they sprout

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>>8370664

>>8370665
ebin

okay soak them in the toilet after you have taken a big shit

then scoop them out adn dry them in the oven

finish up by sprinkling laxatives on them and some sea salt

and there you go! activated almonds yum yum

I think I read once that it's similar to the malting process.

wrap them in aluminum foil and then put them in the microwave on high for 10 minutes.

>>8373088
lel, pics of this process pls