>That first bite into a piping hot mushroom and swiss on a

Biting into someone that doesn't have fucking discusting mushrooms

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>>8367892
>discusting

>>8367892

I agree. yucky, yucky mushrooms taste like sucky. Get this shit out of my face and give me tendies.

>>8367888
I always thought mushrooms smell and taste like semen. Trust me, I know what semen tastes like.

>>8367892
>>8367939

jesus christ you must be older than at least 12 to fucking post here

>>8367945
ARE YOU TELLING ME MY SEMEN IS DELICIOUS?

If you want something that really smells like semen, go smell some Brie.

>>8367954
No, I'm not telling you that.
Yours is probably all clumpy and vinegary.

>americans actually have something called 'swiss cheese'
lmao the fuck is that shit ?

>>8367954

>tfw my semen is actually delicious

It all adds up chief

>>8367888
Not ruining delicious fucking mushrooms with "swiss cheese". Not trolling, I just like mushrooms a lot. Swiss cheese is okay sometimes but I never understood why people want to smother shrooms with it all the time.

On topic: my semen is spicy for some reason and always has been

it seems a little unhealthy, you hardly have any veggies, just carbs, meat, and dairy

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>>8367888
>mushroom and swiss

>>8367945
>>8367954
>>8367961
>>8368401
Semen smells like diluted bleach to me

>>8368597
>im picky and boring

>>8367954
Semen smells like bisquik batter

Butternut squash bisque on a cold day.

>>8367892
I hate biting into someone who has discusting mushrooms too

>>8367888

Yeah, biting into a not piping hot one... why do you want to burn your mouth?

>>8367895
Is he just letting that drain onto his floor? Does he think that looks appetizing? Fucking mongrel

>>8368610

My GF says semen smells like cheap, wet, whole wheat flour.

>>8367888

A mushroom and swiss what?

>>8367895
how does he do it