Is it too late to drive down to McDonald's Drive Thru?
It's almost 1am.
It's Wedensday.
I've drank almost a full bottle of Wild Turkey.
The bulbs on my car headlights have died.
And I'm wearing sunglasses.
naw, never too late for a mcchicken run.
>2016
>not boogying down to the nearest mcd's for a mcchiggitychick
>>8365844
Yes it's too late cunt
Go to bed, maccas is a fucking rip off anyway. Stop supporting them.
>>8365860
this
Dinnertimin' or anytimin', goin' out is easy at McDonald's
>>8365909
I'd love to be back in those days, where niggers pay for delicious food with money, not ebt.
>>8365844
These quick, drunk ideas never end well in my experience. I find it's better to just lay down and go to sleep. Sometimes when I'm drunk, I go out with a seemingly innocent idea and I end up waking up in my bed with all my clothews and shoes, door unlocked, most of my cash gone and vague bits of memory that I'd rather forget.
Just go to bed.
>>8365948
Not all of us are complete fuck up degenerate nobodies. Some of us can drive wasted to the local fast food emporium and pick up a fat sack of fried bullshit and navigate our way home just fine without blacking out in a gay rape club.
>>8365844
For me, it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich
>>8366048
>muh, hic', I druv bester when I'm drankin', hic'.
>>8365844
you dont want some plain white toasted bread?
for me its four fried chickens and a Coke
Before getting drunk or high, best to already have food
>>8368947
this, how hard is it to get a package of frozen seasoned potato wedges and some shredded cheese with ranch dressing along with your bottle of booze
>>8365844
Kill yourself. I hate you and mcdonalds.
>go to bed
>save money
>profit