I'm hosting a medium-sized banquet and I'm hoping to

Get a bunch of Arby's and serve it on a naked lady.

>>8365357
Indian food

White castle dipped in chocolate. Don't tell anyone about the white castle part and just tell people to eat the "sweets".

>>8365376
No the audience is mainly going to be women so it has to be purely chemical.

>>8365357
obviously chili, maybe some really really cheesy lasagna. Make sure to use local pond water or some shit to induce maximum diarrhea

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>>8365357
Beef carpaccio served with pickled onions and pickled jalapenos on italian bread.

Served with brute champagne.

Buy toilet paper.

Sushi and sashimi of "white tuna" aka ESCOLAR.

or cook with olestra (remember WOW Chips?.)

>>8365357
Mix in lots of sugar free Haribo bears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

>>8366063
Toilet paper won't be needed, I'm laying out a tarp over the carpet.

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May I ask why?

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>>8367571
He's insinuating he's going to partake in a scat orgy. Now act shocked and disgusted so he can get off to the (You)s.

Indian food mainly spicy curry with beef not chicken and maybe a side of beans and just go to cvs or something and buy a bottle for shitting or 2

>>8366879
my kind of guy
(no homo)