So I'm sick as a dog with the stomach flu. I'm talking

anal

>>8352299
sauerkraut
cleans out your sinuses and rectum

Ginger Ale for the stomach and drink a lot of water.

>BRAT diet
when will this meme end

Tea, food that does not make you shit diesel (bread etc)

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Buy a beef neck, the bonier the better. Marinade in salted and vinegared water for a few hours, then simmer it all for maybe 4 hours.
Add some chopped garlic cloves for the last boil.
Remove the beef neck for a second boil the next day, and serve.

Just prepare it in the morning and start cooking in the evening; with a little forethought, patience is unnecessary.

Optionally, poach an egg in the broth after removing the beef neck. Eggs are very easily digested. Make sure you soft-poach it, though, just a minute at boiling point, or less.

Bone broth is the best thing for your guts. Second best thing is garlic, third best is a probiotic.

If you have organic, cloudy apple cider vinegar, you should add a spoon or two of this to the broth when it's at body temperature (i.e. do not kill the probiota at boiling point.) Alternatively, eat greek yoghurt as a dessert. This should set your gut on the right track.

Tea
Chicken broth
Avoid eating fruits
Aloe tea i guess

>>8352344
Who the fuck is doing all this when they're sick?

>>8352349
Someone who can stand up should be able to splash vinegar in a pot, then turn up a few hours later to put the pot on the stove to simmer.

A crockpot with a timer would remove the second step.

>>8352347
also you should try onions n garlic

a piece of garlic mixed with honey is a cure for every disease

at least for me

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want me to stick a green onion up your asshole?

Whenever I feel like I'm getting sick in any form, I do the following:
>Buy a large ribeye/porterhouse steak and 2-3 pounds of green vegetables (broccoli, brussels sprouts and spinach are the best)
>Cook them all up and eat it all with some rice

Also, drink a shitload of water. I drink around a gallon a day when I'm healthy. If I'm getting ill I chug water like a madman.

That will usually cure whatever ails. If not, I buy a 24 pack of PBR and a handle of WT101. If I'm gonna be sick, I'm sure as hell not gonna feel like it. If I do fall ill, I force myself to drink chicken broth/eat grilled chicken and more green vegetables.

I have the stomach of a monster so take my advice as you will. I once ate a baby because I was larger and higher on the food chain.

>>8352358
...If beef necks are hard to come by, then basically any bone-meat combo will do. Buy some chicken drumsticks and give them the same vinegar-marinade and simmering treatment.

The old fashioned bone-broth method of making soups is probably why chicken soup became the meme that it is today.

>>8352299
https://ensure.com/

>>8352347
Aloe water is amazing when you have a stomach bug if your going to piss out your ass at least it's something that will help soothe it