>use even a hint of saturated fats in my cooking
>shit uncontrollably for the next two hours
I don't know how this happened. Can you guys help me with recipes that are super low in saturated fats and oils?
I have the same issue. Do you alcoholic? I think when one of my organs got ruined it made me unable to process fats or something. If I eat any dairy, fat, grease, almost anything really, I always have emergency shits for hours and they are lethal to bystanders.
>>8350866
Would a glass of metimucil twice a day help?
>>8350085
look up dr mcdougall
almost all recipes in his newsletters are very low in fat, high in starch, high in fiber and thus filling, and incredibly healthy for the human body.
i am also an alcoholic, funnily enough, but i eat very healthily, when i eat. it will slow down the rate of my death, and gives me more time to recover if i wish to
>>8350085
those are some big thick meaty thighs, she'd be a good dinner during the apocalypse when there aren't any dogs/cats left around to put on the fire.
>>8350930
Cats will be far more useful for cat oil.
>>8351028
Women make cat oil just fine. Your mom's pussy juice was top notch last night.
>>8351036
Maximum overkek.
>>8351036
That has absolutely nothing to do with cat oil in any way.
>>8350085
Nope, sorry. All of my recipes are loaded with saturated fats. Sounds like you have a gallbladder or liver problem though. You should go see a doctor.
>>8351028
cat oil as a kerosene substitute for oil lamps? i don't understand...I would just skin the cats and take the guts out and roast them over a fire for food, if I found a fat meaty english girl I would eat her too the same way.